Monkeyitis

Noun - Pathology.

A reoccurring ailment characterized by the attraction to members of the opposite sex who are not available for a relationship.

Also noted for its incredible difficulty to be cured.

Origin - 2000s; English: Monkey + itis.

"What happened to that girl you liked?"

"Yeah, well, it was going well until 'Monkeyitis' struck again"

"Ah shit man, that's tough".

by Monkey1991 December 27, 2009

Monkeyism

A religion where the devout believers of this religion are monkey men and believe that God is a monkey

monkey the believer

Monke the God

monkey temple/jungle a church for Monkeyism

Monke man Pope or Cardinal

I am a devout Monkeyism believer

by Everybody is a monkey May 1, 2022

Monkeism (Ideology)

Monkeism is a Communist ideology. It has a theory of liberation of Monkes from hooman and capital oppression through a Monke guerilla war. The ideology has Joseph Stalin and his work and INGSOC as it's main inspirations. As an Ideology,it was developed in Discord by Revolutionary Leader Comrade Monke and played a core role in the "Stalin's Cult of Personality" regime.

Uphold Monkeism (Ideology) and the five classics: Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin and Monke!

by captain jack sparrow345 September 26, 2021

monkeyist

discrimination towards monkeys for being monkeys

person 1: monkeys are ugly
person 2: stop being a monkeyist

by monkeys r chad May 21, 2022

Montecristo

When a stripper coppulates your thumb and then inserts said thumb into her asshole while in the context of a lap dance.

Gideon got montecristoed at the Cheetah Club last night and spent an inordinate amount of time washing his hands afterwards.

by Ash666 May 29, 2016

Montecristo Finish

The act of blowing your load down her throat while making her zamboni the piss crust off the lilly pads in the toilet bowl. To really get her off, you need to stick a Montecristo mini in her eyeball during the act.

I gave that bitch the Montecristo Finish and she sucked it up and wanted another.

by Yo Momma Don't Care November 28, 2021

Monkeyism

The practice of tomfoolery. and outright fandanglemants and trickeries

Lielle Botbol always doing that monkeyism

by Luke Wunder March 29, 2022