by Anneh April 26, 2008
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by Johnyhatesjazz December 6, 2006
Get the Monotistic mug.Momitis (Mom-Itis) is a very common disease for mothers. It entails moms thinking that their children are the best in the world. It often involves over-complimenting. It can involve comparing the work of a child to a superstar. This can include comparing a child's music to a Grammy winning artist or writing to a Pulitzer prize author.
Mom: Steven, that song you wrote is as good as Hey Jude.
Steven: Um, no it isn't...you have a case of momitis.
Steven: Um, no it isn't...you have a case of momitis.
by fizzeh December 22, 2008
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Noun \'mam-i-tes\
1. A very common disease among mothers or those who are like minded. Symptoms include forgetfulness, insomnia; fear of teen drama, stretch marks, diaper explosions, and projectile vomiting.
2. Mom-like obsessions over unobtainable things, e.g., a clean house, alone time, obedient children, pre-baby body. Instead having to settle for PTA meetings, carpooling, school sports, and mini vans.
Noun \'mam-i-tes\
1. A very common disease among mothers or those who are like minded. Symptoms include forgetfulness, insomnia; fear of teen drama, stretch marks, diaper explosions, and projectile vomiting.
2. Mom-like obsessions over unobtainable things, e.g., a clean house, alone time, obedient children, pre-baby body. Instead having to settle for PTA meetings, carpooling, school sports, and mini vans.
Example:
Mom (in a panicked voice): “Doctor, I’ve been so forgetful lately. I can’t sleep and I have so much to do that I can’t relax. What is wrong with me?”
Doctor: “It’ll be ok. It’s a very common disease. You have momitis.”
Mom: “Momitis? Can you cure it?”
Doctor: “No but studies show laughter helps.”
Mom (in a panicked voice): “Doctor, I’ve been so forgetful lately. I can’t sleep and I have so much to do that I can’t relax. What is wrong with me?”
Doctor: “It’ll be ok. It’s a very common disease. You have momitis.”
Mom: “Momitis? Can you cure it?”
Doctor: “No but studies show laughter helps.”
by Calvotribe November 9, 2015
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The inflammation often caused by high exposure to monkeys.
It is common in zoo-keepers who are around monkeys.
Though it is rare it is highly contagious because you can cough out a monkey on to someone else and the monkey goes inside them.
It is common in zoo-keepers who are around monkeys.
Though it is rare it is highly contagious because you can cough out a monkey on to someone else and the monkey goes inside them.
by WordPrinter January 17, 2021
Get the Monkitis mug.A girl in a world who is too good for her own good and can help others find their inner peace with darkness they are currently fighting. Some may call her the angel of light or goddess of the sun.
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