Ass Turd Monkey Fucker

Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend

Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties

by Chris isgay Davis January 3, 2009

monkey fucker

A person who likes monkeys a little too much.

tanner is a monkey fucker.

by Lou March 1, 2003

Monkey fucker

N. Singular (Munk-e Fah-ker): An Individual who Engages in Carnal Knowledge/Sexual Intercourse with a Primate of the Monkey family.

Tyler is a monkey fucker, always has been always will be. enough said.

by John September 20, 2003

monky fucker

1. Some one that has sexual intercourse with monkeys.
2. Also used as an insuly.

1. "That man is a monky fucker!"
2. "Piss off you dirty 'monky fucker'!"

by Chris Clark May 13, 2005

Monkey fucker

One who likes the reacharound when having relations with a monkey

Duran is a monkey fucker.

by Mike Hunt August 25, 2003

Japanese Monkey Fucker

When having intercourse, it is common for the male to take a sacred Japanese stuffed monkey, cut a hole in the chest, and stick his penis through it to add a level of protection and comfort

Damn last night was great. Using the “Japanese Monkey Fucker” was a brilliant idea

by @therealjesuschrist June 24, 2020

Monkey Fucker

Someone who goes out of their way and deliberately infects themselves with diseases, such as: monkey-pox, HIV, covid-19, ...

A: whoa, monkey-pox is spreading like wildfire, how come?
B: them monkey fuckers at it again, I guess.

by Hmastray July 20, 2022