monkey face

A general term used to describe ficticious yet highly deviant sexual practices thought up by sad, desparate individuals in the Clapham area of London.

He described how he had given her a 'jam-rolling', but the guys new it was clearly another monkey face

by Jon Locke September 10, 2008

Monkey Face

A derogatory term referring to the monkey type facial features of an African-American male.

Man, did you see the new kid in school today? That Monkey Face needs to be put in a zoo, not school!

by CBR_Rider February 3, 2018

Monkey-Face

this is a person acting like an idiot. Or this could be a person at a loss for words.

You are such a monkey-Face.

by nicole masi January 19, 2006

Monkey Face

When a man has a shave and save the clippings, then during sex cums on his partners face and preceeds to throw the clippings on top on the cum to make his partnet look like a monkey.

Ryan cum on Chris's face and threw beard clippings on him to give him a monkey face.

by ddada February 20, 2014

chocolate monkey face

See 'monkey face' but instead of semen human excrement is used

Male collects his faeces in a jar and applies to face of female, her pubic shavings are then applied to the excrement. Called chocolate monkey face

by Pubemunchinglolipop5 December 27, 2013

monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.

Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?

by Fpicard September 27, 2013

Monkey face

Alan walker’s favourite sexual fetish

TOP DEFINITION
monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"

Not an inside joke

Monkey face

by Dirtydogger101 September 10, 2020