(mo-NAY) The last name of the founder of impressionist painting, Claude Monet, whose paintings were beautiful from a distance, but were nothing more than thousands of little dots when you looked closer. When you describe a person as "a Monet," you're saying that the bomb-ass hottie across the room only looks good from a distance, and their fugly-factor increases exponentially as they approach you. This effect is often amplified by poor lighting, and intoxication--circumstances often found in most bars and night clubs. Failure to recognize a Monet can result in a Coyote Ugly moment the following morning when you wake up in bed next to the freak show terror you mistakenly took home the night before.
You: "Fuck, dude! Look at that fine piece of ass over there! I wanna tap that tonight!"
Friend: "Hell nah man, she's a Monet! Trust me...I made that mistake earlier!"
Friend: "Hell nah man, she's a Monet! Trust me...I made that mistake earlier!"
by Havyk April 17, 2015
When A guy and a girl are in the act of making love and the guy decides to take a shit on her chest. As the shit is halfway out He puts his ass on her chest and makes a painting motion.
by Heffy020202020000 June 3, 2009
She is pretty, smart, funny, and nice. And she can be a person to talk to or chill with. And she was one 11:11 wish Shelly was happy to make
by Random name 716 October 24, 2017
She was alright, she was a Monet.
by me_myself_&_you January 20, 2010
Monets are players who go from boy to boy breaking everyone's heart. She is a trouble maker who usually skips classes because she is not exactly smart. She always finds a way to get mad at someone and if she's not then she finds someone to be mad at. She is easily angered and is often ver cruel. She can be sarcastic in a mean way but is also quite funny. She thinks the world revolves around her. And even though she is cruel and terrible to be around she attracts a lot people. Overall Monets are horrid bitches who you should stay away from.
by Mimi_102704 March 4, 2017
to introduce a thing as currency, e.g., silver, gold, copper. In nearly all cases, when something has been monetized, it is legal tender and debtors are legally obligated to accept it as payment for debt.
Debt can also be monetized. A government can either buy the debt of companies whose growth it favors as a matter of policy (as in pre-War Japan) or permit its own bonds to be be used as banking reserves (for the creation of money).
Debt can also be monetized. A government can either buy the debt of companies whose growth it favors as a matter of policy (as in pre-War Japan) or permit its own bonds to be be used as banking reserves (for the creation of money).
by Abu Yahya January 23, 2009
screw the customer, take something that is already good and make it less useful or fill it with obnoxious ads in order to make money from it
Game developer: I finished the game.
Publisher: Lets monetize it!
Game developer: ??
Publisher: We lock content that is already on the disk, and then charge people a fee to use it!
Game developer: That seems unethical.
Publisher: Monetize!
Publisher: Lets monetize it!
Game developer: ??
Publisher: We lock content that is already on the disk, and then charge people a fee to use it!
Game developer: That seems unethical.
Publisher: Monetize!
by chodelord September 17, 2008