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A minii size female.
That is flawless in everyway, and could never look ugly.
Some one you will forget.. And not love after you two are over.. She's care less to other people's feelings , and is very self centered. Careful now. She's bipolar as FUCK too.
I'm sorry but I can't take it anymore!! Your happy then mad then sad, you must be a monet.
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A term given to a female who looks good from a distance but not so good close up, just like a Claude Monet painting.
1. Hey man check her out!!!
2. Dude i bet shes a monet.
Monet by jordybo December 10, 2012
A women who look good from a far, but once you get close, you will be disappointed. A women who has a wondering eye. Who always fights temptation and losses. A women who needs constant attention from different men to keep her happy. A player with a weak game and a bad liar.
Monet by Johnnydebits February 3, 2010
Someone who from far away looks hot but up close they are nasty.
Katy it's mark from the old days, do you remember? find me on myspace" mark cox" pensacola. oh yeah... did you see that girl she was a monet when i went to hit on her, from across the room she looked to be a hottie.
monet by mark cox November 10, 2008
an impressionist artist who used painted in lil splotches of paint. when ur up close 2 one of his paintings u cant tell wtf it is but when u back up some u see like a cool garden.
bill: look theres a monet painting i cant c wat it is cos im 2 far away
pill: just back up and then ull c something like a cool garden.
*both back up*
bill & pill: cooooooooool
monet by unusu-al December 10, 2003
A monet is a person who looks great from across the room and like a "monet" painting up close.....:o)
Damn Christine did ya see that guy at the club?

Yeah he was a real monet...bleah
monet by christineflutter January 7, 2003
(mo-NAY) The last name of the founder of impressionist painting, Claude Monet, whose paintings were beautiful from a distance, but were nothing more than thousands of little dots when you looked closer. When you describe a person as "a Monet," you're saying that the bomb-ass hottie across the room only looks good from a distance, and their fugly-factor increases exponentially as they approach you. This effect is often amplified by poor lighting, and intoxication--circumstances often found in most bars and night clubs. Failure to recognize a Monet can result in a Coyote Ugly moment the following morning when you wake up in bed next to the freak show terror you mistakenly took home the night before.
You: "Fuck, dude! Look at that fine piece of ass over there! I wanna tap that tonight!"
Friend: "Hell nah man, she's a Monet! Trust me...I made that mistake earlier!"
Monet by Havyk April 17, 2015