To convince yourself that an ugly woman is attractive as a means to a sexual end. Much like "beer goggles", this usually happens while drunk.
Guy 1: Holy crap, why is Jimmy buying drinks for that Frankenstein-looking chick?
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.
by exitflagger May 6, 2008
Get the molding and sculpting mug.Can you believe that Lacy has slept with more people than Oprah has money, She defintly has the Mondiggity!!
by Melissa Razzano June 15, 2011
Get the Mondiggity mug.a female with an exeptionaly large arse, when they try to pass through doorways there arse usually catches the moldings around the door and breaks them
jordee: holy fuck amber was at my house today she's such a molding smasher
jeremy: really???! how many doors did she go through??
jeremy: really???! how many doors did she go through??
by vanor February 1, 2009
Get the molding smasher mug.The same thing as bros icing bros, but with MONDOS. Mondo is the white person equivalent of kool aid jammers and can be found at the dollar store in packs of 6 for only one dollar. You must present the Mondo in a creative manner so that the victim finds it and chugs it on one knee while you yell obscenities at them. If you have Mondo's on you, you may use them as defense. The greatest defense known to date is five. The person who drank them all nearly threw up.
(Corey doesn't know he's part of a Mondoing scheme)
Nick: "Yo Corey come check out this new cd i got, it's in my trunk!"
Corey: "Sick, what cd is it!?"
(Everyone jumps in) "Ahhh you just got MONDO'D, get on your knee and chug it you pussy!"
Nick: "Yo Corey come check out this new cd i got, it's in my trunk!"
Corey: "Sick, what cd is it!?"
(Everyone jumps in) "Ahhh you just got MONDO'D, get on your knee and chug it you pussy!"
by mondobike August 25, 2010
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by Luanda Guth April 25, 2011
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Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English munuc, from Late Latin monachus, from Late Greek monachos, from Greek, adjective, single, from monos single, alone. Dervied from the American sitcom "Monk".
Date: 2006
1. To engage in a psychologically induced state of complete uncomfortability, often brought on by stresses such as; heat, lack of food, awkward social encounters, germs, etc.
2. Another term for a panic attack induced by social anxiety and/or physical surroundings.
3. To display symptoms of OCD, social anxiety disorder, or any other number of psychological disorders displayed by fictional detective Adrian Monk on the popular American television mystery sitcom Monk.
4. An extreme state of paranoia in which one feels as if all surrounding humans are looking at him/her in a negative demeanor.
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English munuc, from Late Latin monachus, from Late Greek monachos, from Greek, adjective, single, from monos single, alone. Dervied from the American sitcom "Monk".
Date: 2006
1. To engage in a psychologically induced state of complete uncomfortability, often brought on by stresses such as; heat, lack of food, awkward social encounters, germs, etc.
2. Another term for a panic attack induced by social anxiety and/or physical surroundings.
3. To display symptoms of OCD, social anxiety disorder, or any other number of psychological disorders displayed by fictional detective Adrian Monk on the popular American television mystery sitcom Monk.
4. An extreme state of paranoia in which one feels as if all surrounding humans are looking at him/her in a negative demeanor.
Chris: "It is so hot in here I can feel the sweat dripping down my back."
Brett: "Yes and this cashier is taking forever, and the peasants waiting in line with us reak of unsanitary conditions"
Chris: "YES! And they are all looking at us."
Brett: "Forget this dude, I'm MONKING!"
(Drops all groceries where they stand and the two head for the door.)
Brett: "Yes and this cashier is taking forever, and the peasants waiting in line with us reak of unsanitary conditions"
Chris: "YES! And they are all looking at us."
Brett: "Forget this dude, I'm MONKING!"
(Drops all groceries where they stand and the two head for the door.)
by Chris & Brett August 1, 2008
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Standard before midday keyboard mistake.
Lets the receiver know that you are so indifferent to sending mails in the morning that you can't even be bothered to use the spell checker to correct the error. Following which you decide to make up ridiculous meanings for the word based on who you sent the mail too.
After extended employment time:
After an extended period of time you begin to use it intentionally to show your disdain towards the mundane tasks given to you. And your secret meanings become darker and more violent.
Standard before midday keyboard mistake.
Lets the receiver know that you are so indifferent to sending mails in the morning that you can't even be bothered to use the spell checker to correct the error. Following which you decide to make up ridiculous meanings for the word based on who you sent the mail too.
After extended employment time:
After an extended period of time you begin to use it intentionally to show your disdain towards the mundane tasks given to you. And your secret meanings become darker and more violent.
Good Monring Matt, thank you for doing that but could you please add this to it?
Fucks sake, I wish Matt would just do his job! took him 6 months to return it wrong!
Fucks sake, I wish Matt would just do his job! took him 6 months to return it wrong!
by The Loveridge July 3, 2017
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