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The Mondays

A disease that affects every human being in the world on a Monday. Where you don't want to do anything but you have to whether it be work or school. Symptoms include depression, anxiety, and not wanting to get off your lazy ass.
Guy 1: "Man I don't want to do anything today."
Guy 2: "Looks like you've got a case of The Mondays."
by Assassin5953 September 25, 2017
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i hate mondays

When u just had a nice ass weekend Monday comes your tired as hell ready for Friday to come
Guy : Awe man another Monday shit I don't feel like going to school dealing with bitches I HATE MONDAYS!!!
by princess nisah September 15, 2013
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mondays

When you realize the weekend is over, and you have to give up 40+ hours at a shitty job just to earn enough to eat and have shelter.
by karma June 11, 2004
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Mondays

Another slang term for a gentlemen of the black race. Used repeatadly when in the presence of black or other ethnic minorities to avoid ugly confrontation, causing uncomfortable silence resulting in physical violence, known to them as "Cracker Beating". Origin from the cliche' saying... 'Nobody Likes Mondays'
Man, were you at the basketball game, that Mondays got hops
This party is terrifying me, too many Mondays around
by BeeFrank May 4, 2006
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The Mondays

The Monday back to work after a killer party or parties. Can also be used to describe any day that just really sucks ass.
co-worker: Hey are you okay? There's a pair of woman's underwear on your back, and you have the word "place balls here" tattooed under your mouth.

you: Oh, don't worry about that. I just have a case of the Mondays.

co-worker: Thank googness. I was getting worried.
by Bald Mexican May 5, 2006
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Neon Mondays

by Throwaway1936432 June 24, 2017
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I HATE MONDAYS

What you put on a coffee mug.
Coffee Mug: I HATE MONDAYS
You: *facepalm*
by UDpseudonyms November 16, 2019
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