molexting

The act of molesting people with unwanted texting.

Stop molexting me, freak!!!

by gregjockca May 18, 2011

molexting

Mol-ext-ing
To send multiple text messages and or photos to someone’s mobile device or computer without their consent.

I turned my phone on this morning and found 30 text messages from a girl I met last night. She molexting me over my cell phone.

by pacman75 August 6, 2009

molesting myself

The act of subjecting yourself to unwanted or improper sexual advances or activity, from yourself.

What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P

I spent all last night molesting myself. Damn, my dick is sore!

by tonyfamous October 8, 2010

mulleting

to mullet: 1) a haircut that slowly grows into a mullet 2) a haircut that has mullet-like tendencies

You need a haicut, you're starting to mullet.
Hurry! He's mulleting!

by vitl August 3, 2010

Molsexting

To send someone unwanted, non-consensual text messages of a sexual nature.

That guy is so creepy... he kept molsexting me last night even after I told him I wasn't interested

by iremembersamn September 16, 2010

molesting a snake

sexually abusing a snake

Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

molesting your inner child

the act of masturbating to images that are animated in nature including cartoon characters, video game characters, action figures, dolls, and stuffed animals.

I feel kind of dirty. I watched "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" this afternoon and had to retire to the bathroom after the Jessica Rabbit scene to molest my inner child. <molesting your inner child>

by The Black Irish Social Club July 26, 2009