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Ming Mole

An attractive young female, dress strategically to expose or highlight her ample cleavage, within a car dealership. Their job is to primarily target the male dominated market, selling additional extras on top of the sale of the vehicle such as paint/fabric protection, tinted windows, gadgets and/or electronic rust protection - usually at a higher price that what is available on the market.

The term is a combination of two words:

"MING" being the original brand of protection products, and

"mole", a derogatory Australian term associated with females of poor social conduct, or questionable sexual promiscuity.

The alternate term is "Wynns Wench" (which is related to the brand WYNN).
Beware the Ming Mole, her low cut top get's her plenty of business but what she's selling isn't worth the price.

The Ming Mole stitched him up real good - he thought he was getting a massive discount but paid the difference in crap he didn't need.
by zachlost April 8, 2011
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mole birth

A human baby not fully developed, but is carried to full term. A serious and lethal deformation. It may resemble a mass of cells or tissue, with or without hair and teeth.
The mole birth looks like a cluster of grapes. or
You won't be having a baby brother, unfortunately it's a mole birth.
by Collenchymaclaw October 13, 2008
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molero

In Mexican slang, an international soccer (football) game of low importance and caliber, especially against a low-ranking side.

Moleros often involve Mexico (El Tri) play against another international side of low standing, such as Guatemala, Bolivia, or the Gambia, though sometimes they involve a solid opponent (like Croatia) but both teams field weak squads. They are often played in American cities with large Mexican-American populations, and quite frequently in NFL stadiums. Some frequent venues include Los Angeles, San Diego, the SF Bay Area (Santa Clara), Houston, Dallas, Chicago, and Miami. These games are broadcast on Univision in the US and TV Azteca in Mexico.

Domestic Mexican media and fans often mock the importance of these games, as they are organized through a deal via Soccer United Marketing and the Mexican Football Federation. They might even be as mexploitation events.
Man, I don't know why my dad wasted his money to watch Mexico play China, that game is a molero.
by Return_of_BG_97 October 12, 2019
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Moleratabass

a special type of person. very distinctive looks, horribe to look at and can also be linked with the word 'seabassacock'. saying moleratabass frequently often irritates a person.
Moleratabass Moleratabass Moleratabass
by richybass July 4, 2009
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Naked Mole Bitch

The female version of a naked mole rat. The most notable male of the species being Rufus, Ron Stoppable's pet/sidekick from the Disney cartoon Kim Possible.
"My boy Rufus finally gettin' that Naked Mole Bitch pussy!"
by El Pedro the Mexicano January 25, 2019
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moleshit

when someone acts like a huge asshole and abandons you to go be some girls bitch while lying like a cheap rug to cover it up. only applies if he thinks the girl is going to sleep with him but everyone knows that its never going to happen.
lucas: sorry man i have to drop you off here.

me: man this is almost 3 miles from my house...

lucas: sorry man my mom called. she needs her car back.

me: thats moleshit. youre going to starbucks to get that megan bitch a coffee arent you.

lucas: no man seriously my dog just died and my mom got cancer and my dad is beating her in a drunken rage and i just found out i have chlamydia.

george: shes not gonna suck your dick man.
by ihatemoles January 2, 2009
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Molehilled

The state of an online forum thread which has been locked by an administratior or moderator on the basis that the subject matter is too trivial to warrant further discussion. Typically a concluding post is made by the moderator to the effect that the discussion to date has made a "mountain out of a molehill" before the thread is locked for further discussion. Threads tending towards criticism of the moderator's organisation may sometimes be pre-emptively molehilled to avoid further negativity to propagate.
Poster1: Hey, respond to my post about Germaine Greer's new book!
Poster2: I can't. It's been molehilled.

Moderator: This is going nowhere. Molehilled.
by Captain_Balls November 6, 2008
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