according to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible

Used as a sarcastic sentence by nerds 🤓

I was bored, alright? - Rokosik

Bro! I just got into Harvard University! - Me
According to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible - 🤓

by Rokosik November 3, 2022

molecular meat eating marsupial

an female who aggressively performs oral sex on any and every man while pregnant

ellen is quite a molecular meat eating marsupial

by ruhi yazid May 23, 2008

molecular anxiety

(noun): the physical sensation of homelessness; the wanderlust driving the exiled, abandoned, and destitute to be constantly moving not toward a destination, but away from the particulate neuropathy of not having any place to belong physically

The depression and restlessness caused by molecular anxiety after Jan's eviction caused people to accuse her of lying about her desire to establish stability, as she felt more comfortable walking aimlessly with other homeless friends than intruding on the personal space of family.

by A Curious Becoming November 11, 2021

molecular pedophile

A pedophile that is at least 1 foot shorter than their usual targets

A: Hey~
B: oh, hello short ahh molecular pedophile

by Notta Person 2763 February 1, 2025

Molecular Hater

Someone who hates something so much and so unreasonably that it makes them look like they’re PlayStation 3 got taken off them. Typically types in Caps Lock and is usually 12-14 years old.

Hey Zach, maybe you should take a break from twitter”, he said to the Molecular Hater

by Doc Mister May 2, 2022

molecular sandwichologists

people who love making an academic study out of "What is a sandwich?" at a molecular level

Chad told me soup is a sandwich. I told him we aren't molecular sandwichologists.

by darthvader3333 August 2, 2022

Molecular

Subject of the desk time story that would put high school kids to sleep in chemistry

Just woke up from my afternoon nap. Molecular biology always does the trick!

by suberbnerd January 17, 2011