Moist Sandwich

The greatest sex move known to mankind. It is said that even Chuck Norris cant handle the delicate procedure of the moist sandwich. Requires a live cobra, a temperpedic, a cow prod, several feet of rope, and a tub of elephant semen.

Jeff: hey, why's Bob walking like that?

Jim: he tried doing a moist sandwich, and got his penis cut off.....

Jeff:....ouch....

by U.R.Mom April 20, 2011

moist spanky

The act of ejaculating in ones hand and forcibly smacking your partner's buttocks with enough velocity to make the semen fly from the hand, like high-fiving someone with a hand full of foaming soap, thus creating a mess that you are now stuck with.

Jackie was making me so horny, so I cummed in my hand smacked her ass, what a moist spanky!
moist spank semen

by yoho20 October 1, 2014

moist suck

when a lady or a man lights a mans pubes on fire and puts it out with a lot of saliva while yelling o baby and blowing that shit up!

Martha I got the lighter... Time for a moist suck

by scukmynuggets May 4, 2017

moist splooshing

When you are taking a bong rip from either a short shafted bong, or a small gravity bong and the water kicks up and touches your lips.

"I was taking a huge rip when I got a moist splooshing...it was gross."

by Jacksom August 8, 2007

moist steamboat

When you get busy in a confined space, with little to no ventilation.

"Man, fucking in that small car was like a moist steamboat"

by ch0da1920 September 19, 2013

moist shamoise

a moist-towelette-like device used for cleaning up ketchup/catsup

"Well, aren't you going to get your 409 or Awesome Sauce or whatever you're going to clean this up with? Maybe a moist shamoise?"

by Zach June 21, 2003

Moist sock

When sombody ejaculates into a sock.

My mom found my moist sock behind my bed!

by Urban_Retard May 29, 2017