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molesting jellyfish

a sexy jellyfish that is blue ad gets laid every night with your mummy
omg mum are you riding that molesting jellyfish?!?!
by jelly rapest November 26, 2016
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Facebook Molesting

Facebook molesting is the act of going through one's profile and liking/commenting on everything they have ever done.
Person 1: "Dude, I logged onto Facebook and I had 127 notifications!"
Person 2: "Oh, I was Facebook Molesting you last night. Sorry."
by meismandi March 22, 2011
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Molesting Unicorns

An indoctrination done by communist college professors on there very impressionable gender ambiguous students. Where ALL people who are not straight, white, or Male are Nazi sympathizers. These nutty professors mold these little participation trophy winners into "Antifa" soldiers.Along with all the BS Hollywood rhetoric and fictional biased pandering of America's fake news establishment they have formed an army of zombie-like minions who are incapable of abstract thought.
Marxist minions are at it again with our impressionable youth, I swear they're molesting unicorns and making them think they shit skittles whilst solving world hunger, if we dont fight these fruitcakes we'll all be starving or dead in 10 years
by yotaterds January 18, 2021
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Reverse Molesting

The act of giving someone their virginity when they are born.
Once you are born, your mother reverse molests you and gives you your virginity. You can only be reverse molested once, unless you are reborn.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm reverse molesting my new born child!"
by Awe S. Ome November 2, 2012
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Molestinction

To put a stop to an over-sexed suitors’ wandering hands
The dirty bastard suffered molestinction after the young woman slapped him around the chops
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
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molestingando

Slang for molestando
No estés molestingando
by OjamajoWoody October 17, 2022
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Molestiny

A play on words of "Molest" and "Destiny" that someone named Marquett used in a debate against popular streamer Destiny as an insult. He would continue to call Destiny this name throughout the entire debate and even on Marquette's own stream to refer to Destiny.
Marquett would continue to call Destiny "Molestiny" even though it sounded really dumb and funny.
by ItzSpark June 29, 2023
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