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County in MD where schools get cancelled just by thinking about snow, there's ghettos and farms and rich people crammed in one place, everyone has that damn Maryland crab bumper sticker, everyone goes to Ocean Shitty over the summer, and cops are constantly up your ass at any party no matter how far deep in the woods you are. moco is the only relevant county in MD except maybe PG. Moco has top ranking schools too
Schools in MoCo are cancelled due to half an inch of snow
by harto August 23, 2016
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A county where people who have Bar Mitzvahs and live in Potomac give out CamelBacks as party favors for hundred people or so. My home county, public schools call off school TOO much
Person 1: Hey is that some ice I see on that tree over there?
Person 2: CODE RED!!! EVERYONE INSIDE!!! WINTER WEATHER EMERGENCY!!!
by Nick F. January 28, 2004
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I have lived in MoCo my whole life. IT is true...When it snows we have off, when it doesn't we have off, when it might rain next week we have off....And in regards to the people.....
1.No matter how many times a white kid says, "Fa shizzle my nizzle," "What up Dawg?" or "Word my nigger" he aint going to be black
2. You may blast your subs.....but you bought them not stole them so your still white
3. Even if you were fubu and timbs and walk like your cripled....YOUR Still white
4. If you live in Moco ANYWHERE your aint gangsta!
5. You go to Lakeforest Mall......its still less ghetto then ANY mall in DC
by Chris May 5, 2005
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a moco is a fucking booger, montgomery county my ass...
get that petrified moco off ur jacket before u scratch urself
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A county in Maryland in which one must always bring tennis shoes to party, cause you gonna b runnin from da cops eventually; a county in which peeps roll deep with their wallets even deeper, and where Prep runs shit, period.
Prep senior 1: shit, cops got me runnin from my own damn house!
Prep senior 2:it's aiight we're rich
by titus January 11, 2005
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A place where kids whose parents are lawyers or work for the Federal Government can act like thugs and get away with it.

A place where spoiled high schoolers are given Mom and Dad's credit card and new SUV and are told to do whatever they want. The result?

The results range from disrespectful teens who don't understand the value of a dollar, to kids who don't seem phased when they recieve a DUI at the age of 17. These kids know that no matter what the problem, be it a dent in the car, lost cellphone or criminal charge, Mom and Dad will take care of it.

I was born and raised in MoCo but unlike 95% percent of my peers I UNDERSTAND THAT MONEY DOESN'T GROW ON TREES. I attend a university where 70% of our students recieve financial aid. I feel lucky and appreciative that my family is paying out of pocket so that I can have a successful future without having to worry about $50,000 of student loans.

MoCo is truly the land of opportunity, unfortunately most people my age don't appreciate it.
Come to WV, where I go to college, and see how the rest of the world OUTSIDE of the MoCo bubble lives. You'll be shocked.
by WVU2008 December 3, 2007
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A place where people know how to spell "ridiculous".
Person who wrote stupid definition:"the most rediculous word that I have ever heard of."
Me:"Hi, i'm not rich and i'm not stuck up, but i DO know how to spell.Thankyouverymuch."
by MoCo pride April 7, 2004
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