Master Oogway

The legendary sigma turtle that speaks only the truth

“ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR BALLS WILLYOU TRULY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SOLVING A PROBLEM WITHOUT VIOLENCE” -Master Oogway

“IF SHE LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER YOU SHALL GO FOR HER MOTHER, IF YOU CANT GET HER MOTHER GO FOR HER BROTHER, IF SHE HAS NO BROTHER HELP HER MOTHER” -Master Oogway

“Sheesh, you speak only truth like Master Oogway”

by SasorSauce December 15, 2022

NES Master

more properly referred to as Nes Mas by true gamers, this was a title that was earned by those who were masters of the original Nintendo Entertainment System. The first ever championship was won by a Canadian named Robert May. These contests ended when the Super Nintendo console was released.

Only a noob would incorrectly call the NES MAS a Nes Master.

by LethbridgeRob June 10, 2016

Master Bagger

Like the regular version of bag, but instead of it being 1 on 1, this guy has/is bagging the whole damn establishment. He takes NO hostages.

Person 1: Holy shit do you see him?? he's bagged all the girls in our school already!
Person 2: Yeah man, Ani's the Master Bagger

by Ms.Savas February 18, 2017

master oogway

The most badass turtle in the history of turtles. Master Oogway can devestate coties with a single touch.

Did you see Master Oogway kick some ass in Kung Fu Panda?

by Zbstein_522 May 10, 2018

Titty Master

Mastering Titties. Grabbing them, owning them. Simply being the master of titties. There is one known titty master. Known as Dean Ambrose.

I will master your titties when we leave here. Or in the bathroom. Because I am the titty master!

by Iwillkillsethrollins June 5, 2014

Master Foo

Master Foo is the beloved master of Unix. He defines the essence of unix-style programming, emphasizing efficient code writing, anti-script kiddie sentiment, the presence of command line utilities in unix enviornments, and the natural flow of programming in C or Unix. His legendary teachings can be found in "The Unix Koans of Master Foo".

Master Foo can only be found by those who seek to learn the true Unix nature.

He has been rumored to regularly challenge Bill Gates to deadly programming duels, although Mr. Gates has yet to accept

Thus spake Master Foo to the student:

``When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave.''

The student was enlightened.

by Disciples of Master Foo May 30, 2006

Master Panda

The one and only legend of the MM Panda establishements.
Only one can exist at a certain time.

Casper: Is that Master Panda?
Me: Yes. He's the best employee of the whole franchise

by MaXYx March 23, 2023