Mom

She is the best woman in the entire world. Although she can sometimes get on your nerves, and will sometimes fight with her, you love her with all your heart.

But if you miss a call from your mom, get ready to go to the Gulag.

by Master Of Nations December 6, 2020

Mom

somebody you do not sexualize

my mom is killer thicc; amirite?

by get off your phone, John November 6, 2018

mom

someone who gave birth to you.

"Luke...(breath) I am your mom."

by Santa November 26, 2002

mom mom

one that teaches respect

mom mom taught me to always call my waiters by their first name, because it shows that you respect them

by mmbff May 17, 2010

mom

The constant flow of cash and ass whoopings until the age of 18.

Dude my mom kicked my ass when I blew snot all over her new dress.

by jdoggydog July 22, 2003

mom

One who gives birth to you and has to care and nurture your stupid ass until you are 18 or 40.You will never know.
The most used comeback.

Dave: Hey, what are you doing this summer, Jeff?
Jeff: Your mom *laughs like a dumbass*.
Dave: Idiot...

by Es34 May 6, 2008

mom

1. The hardest and lowest paid, but most rewarding job in the world.

2. A intimate, familiar, and loving name to be called (by your kids).

1. Of course I work, I'm a mom! And I have another job, too!

2. When you go through these hateful phases, I just remember the first time you called me "Mom", and it doesn't hurt so bad.

by radiofox July 3, 2005