A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.
An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:
I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!
I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!
by The apostle December 9, 2013
Get the Milonianism mug.The term used by employees of bars and night clubs to mask the fact that they are bartenders. It is intended to make the occupation sound more important or part of the sciences
Golfer #1: My three sons are doing quite well. One is a wetland ecologist, one is a biologist, and the other works in mixology.
Golfer #2: No, your "mixologist" son serves Cosmos at a gay bar in South Beach. He is a bartender.
Golfer #2: No, your "mixologist" son serves Cosmos at a gay bar in South Beach. He is a bartender.
by Launchpad McWhack August 25, 2011
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She is a funny, smart, kind, she is the nicest person that you will ever meet. EVER! She will always care for any one no matter what. She is kind and loves everyone. She is so giggly and amazing. SHE IS A GREAT FRIEND!! You will never meet anyone better than her.
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Get the miloni mug.A Moxon is a term that relates to getting defeated in table tennis 5-Nil. Someone who is so poor at the game they can't even win a point.
by Barrett77 December 27, 2011
Get the Moxon mug.The act of intergroup mixing of friends from different circles. While initially it may be regarded as a positive, the act is more often than not, a complete negative. The act of mixing friends is the number one cause of "blowing up" someone's spot. It exposes you in ways that you thought you had yourself protected in. Friend mixing is a dangerous act if not done with complete care and caution. On average, only 1 of every 1000 friend mixes can be regarded as a positive.
Yo Mazin, why you blowing up my spot by letting Noha join our friend group and seeing old pictures of me that I thought only you and other people in our friend group had access to?
Now she's in the friend circle and gots access to them too? Man, you friend mixing be blowing up my spot.
Now she's in the friend circle and gots access to them too? Man, you friend mixing be blowing up my spot.
by The Anti-Mixer January 6, 2011
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Michael turned up at work with unkempt and oily hair, shirt hanging over a floppy beer gut and reeking a foul pungent smell. His jacket had a smell of wet dog. He stank like a MOXON!
by Shank77 January 6, 2012
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