Bong Mitzvah

On the first Saturday (Shabbat) following 13 days after purchasing a new bong, the bong will go through it's Bong Mitzvah. The celebration is meant to welcome the new bong into the family. Traditionally at least 10 people (a minyon) wearing yarmulkes and talit should be present to take part in the festivities.

Hey man, your bong is 13 days old? What time is the Bong Mitzvah on Saturday?

by Bobby Gizzle November 7, 2010

bro mitzvah

A bro's right of passage.

Today Little Vigo is celebrating his Bro Mitzvah. We should all be there to celebrate.

by J R. August 10, 2009

Bong Mitzvah

Having a killer blaze session with a bong.

Saul: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv?
Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude!

-Pineapple Express

by Zach The Magical Hobo July 19, 2009

Car Mitzvah

That special time in a car's life, at the age of thirteen, when it becomes a man.

"You can't sell your twelve-year-old Audi... it hasn't had it's Car Mitzvah yet!"

by Ryan TO September 30, 2005

mitzvah season

if u live in a jewish neighborhood, then 7th grade will be full of mitzvahs. also known as BM season. This is basically when all the girls dress like fuckin hoes in their short tight ass black dresses and guys look gay as fuck in their tight ass pants. Everyone hooks up in the halls for 30 seconds and then gets caught by a caterer or a jewish grandma. All the girls jump up and down ass those little pervy seventh grade guys watch their tits. The bad kids go juul in the bathroom and then also get caught by a grandpa named Irving. The Shirley temples are endless and the kids that dont steal alchohol off the adults tables pretend to get drunk off of them.

lily : I love bat mitzvah season!!
Emma: you only like bat mitzvah season because you make out with Jake every time!!

by urbangod11 November 30, 2018

pot mitzvah

The event in which someone smokes marijuana for the first time. Come from the term "pot" (= marijuana) and "bar mitvah", the Jewish ceremony in which an adolescent is intiated into manhood.

As legend has it, the Beatles celebrated their pot mitzvah with Bob Dylan. They had a good time.

by Rohit K. March 15, 2007

brat mitzvah

2) The bat mitzvah of a spoiled rotten brat or a child with excessive belongings
1) A wedding-like event for a 13 year old

Did you get an invite to that Brat Mitzvah? Heard it's going to be off the wall!

by MHAPZ December 17, 2010