car mitzvah

Slang for a COVID-compliant bar mitzvah ceremony held in a temple parking lot, with all participants safely socially distanced inside of their own cars.

I had a seriously awesome car mitzvah that will leave memories lasting a lifetime!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020

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Swiss mitten

A Clever Name For A Vagina!!

Origin Believed To Be In Akron OH.

Check Out That Swiss Mitten It Looks Kinda Grey

by Logieburr December 8, 2009

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mithenness

The unsettling feeling the world will still carry on with your absence; where you question just how many people, places, or things will be affected without you.

Mithenness dwells in all of us..

by Finnex7 July 9, 2022

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Poop mittens

Another word for toilet paper.

Hey don't forget to pack some poop mittens for the camping trip.

by KQF February 12, 2009

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A man, usually in his mid 20s to early 30s, who has seen far too many days of service and too few days of respite. While noble in countenance and vigorous in spirit, busy days of indentured servitude to the machine have laid bare the soul of the mitter, reducing a once fine man into a belligerent tyrant. Special care must be taken when dealing with a mitter, lest ye be cut to the quick...

Dylan: "I heard that Brett is coming home for the holidays! Haven't seen him in a while... How's he been doing?"
Ben: "Terrible Dylan. I spoke to him the other day and he nearly bit my head off! Kept grumbling about his coworkers and all the drama at his job. Poor guy..."
Dylan: "Sounds like he's being a mitter. Ah well, let's make sure he has an enjoyable time off, eh?"
Ben: "You said it!"

by The Swolestar February 20, 2023

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