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Mittens Romney

An alien from the planet Purrrfetion. Came to Earth possing as a human child in mexico. Mittens was now Mitt Romney. There was one plan for Mitt, to take over the world so that his people can enslave humanity.

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Mitt is running a campain to become president of the united states. He takes money from billionaires and promises to let them rape and plunder the country if he wins. Little do they know, but right now behind the moon is an army of cat people ships ready to enslave us all. Will we be Enslaved, or will we unite with our leader President Obama?
"Hey, I heard that Mitt Romney's Real name is Mittens Romney!"
"Really, How funny. Do you think he keeps a giant ball of yarn next to his bed?"
by Pro-Human-anti Mittens October 16, 2012
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Flesh Mittens

To stick both hands in the hooha
I was with these 2 chicks, and I got me some flesh mittens, if ya know what I mean!
by WooftyOne April 28, 2005
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Chicken Mittens

I can't get the stink off my hands from my Chicken Mittens.
by SneakyPriest June 28, 2011
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Detective Mittens

Good work Detective Mittens... you scary fucking cat!
by writergirljds December 7, 2011
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Beaver mittens

Giving a toothy blowjob whilst simultaneously fisting two women.
It's not a winter orgy without beaver mittens.
by Evil weirdsmith November 1, 2017
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Mittens

Minion kittens. When an evil being or entity gathers to them dark forces to do their evil bidding, and all they can get are kittens, they've got mittens.

Also; cats who follow their person around everywhere, as though they intend to be helpful, but really just want to sleep near them.
Sorcerer: "Go, my Mittens, and bring me the Dark Crystal of Power!"

or

Lady: I wanted to go get another cup of coffee, but the mittens will just follow me and meow constantly.
by calvinke February 20, 2011
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BOILED MITTENS

A type of mitten knitted using fine sized needles from worsted wool.
They are made aproximately 30% larger than needed for the finished size, then boiled in hot water and left to air dry.
The mitten when shrunken is almost waterproof and very warm.
Grandma made me a pair of boiled mittens.
by Dancingcatfish February 12, 2007
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