Mitched

To absolutely disrespect a girl that you are with just so you can get with another girl. No matter what, whether you are hooking up, going out, or even married, you still will take advantage of any situation in which you can get ass.

Steve was hooking up with Mary but then he made out with Amy at a party. Steve just mitched Mary

by johnwalldemarcuscousins February 16, 2010

Mitch

A cheeseburger eating beast

Damn that mitch can throw down cheeseburgers!

by xSOLECOLLECTORx January 18, 2009

Mitch

A person who makes very corny yet surprisingly clever jokes

wow your very mitch like

by monkeysomethingone April 26, 2009

Mitch

A super SEXY guy with a huge PENIS. The ladies love him.

wow...that dude is such a Mitch.

by abc easy as 123 March 21, 2009

mitch

A man, who is a bitch.

---Hey, look at that dude over there getting flipped on by that chick!
--Ha, yeah what a mitch.

---Why are you so mitchy today?

---You son of a mitch!

---That kid just got mitched by that guy.

---You dudes are a bunch of little mitches.

by Ross-ome May 5, 2010

Mitch

A male bitch, similar to an asshole.

He speaks his mind and is very sarcastic, but he continues to have a lot of friends.

"He got pissed and told me off! He's being such a Mitch today."

by Bromance1 October 15, 2013

Mitch

A Mitch is a lesbian Donald Trump who fucks unicorns with his tits.

A Mitch is Donald Trump in his most primeval form.
The Mitch is White.
Oh shit, Its a Mitch, run!

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