professional mistress

An upscale prostitue who services a small number of men (usually executives) on a regular, long-term basis in exchange for them contributing to her financial well being. Each man may call on her anytime on his regular day (eg. 1st & 3rd Tuesdays). If he needs her for a Friday,Saturday or other days, additional negotiations are necessary.

I could never be a protitute - having to hustle for johns and taking risks, but being a professional mistress is great because I am in control of who I see and when, and the guys I pick really take good care of me.

by myplayfulvixen October 25, 2007

mitrok

A large meaty chunk of flesh, commonly enjoyed by the homosexual Jews of the Americas.

Or in the UK "French toast"

I do like me some mitrok

by JoshikaPoodle December 26, 2014

mastrophobia

An irrational fear (phobia) of breasts.

Get away from me with your giant knockers woman, don't you know I suffer from mastrophobia!

by boredoflife26 August 12, 2012

mistone

To misunderstand the tone of another when communicating through electronic devices, i.e., text messages, emails, phone conversations, Facebook and other social media communications.

I'm sorry. I think you mistoned me; that is not what I meant. That's one thing I don't like about texting--it can lead to misunderstandings because it is difficult to "hear" the tone someone is speaking in. I really didn't mean it to sound THAT way! I was just teasing!!!

by MeMa T. January 10, 2015

McStroke

A stroke induced my the consumption of too much fast food.

Brendan: John!? I havent seen you since highschool.
John: Yeah, we had some good times back then.
Brendan: Yeah, fast food places until 1am. That was the life
John: Too bad I can't do that anymore after my McStroke.

by Brendan Rigby March 9, 2008

Dairy mistress

When dating a vegan, you're likely to not eat animal products when eating dinner with them. However, you likely eat animal products when at dinner with a friend(s) who is not vegan, and this friend(s) is/are your dairy mistress(es).

If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).

Bob: Dude, I totally couldn't eat this grilled cheese if Susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. You're so my dairy mistress.

by TwistedColorArrangement September 13, 2012

misterobvious

Hmmm, did you mean: Pedophile?

Woah 40 year old man, you're a MisterObvious!
Yes. Yes I am.

by AAGuy March 4, 2019