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Sinistrous Mistress

She's left-handed and a little bit sinister. She's a sinistrous mistress.
by yo-yo-ma-ma March 22, 2011
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Minstrel Cycle

n. The recurring cycle of changes in the behavioral patterns of certain individuals that is repeated roughly once every 28 days; marked by a strange attraction to wear European Renaissance style clothing, play the lute or lyre, and the desire to serenade rich people.

PMS, or Preminstrel Syndrome relates to the physical and psychological symptoms, including reciting poetry, talking in Shakespearean language, strong attraction to flamboyant clothing and stringed instruments, and occasional outbursts of heralding, that occur from 2 to 7 days before the onset of minstrelization.
"Why is Dave standing on the balcony performing such a ridiculous musical number in that awful green tunic?"
"Oh, he's just on his minstrel cycle, nothing to worry about."
by Steve the Bard September 24, 2009
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a miserable little pile of secrets

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!
by Dremark May 23, 2006
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professional mistress

An upscale prostitue who services a small number of men (usually executives) on a regular, long-term basis in exchange for them contributing to her financial well being. Each man may call on her anytime on his regular day (eg. 1st & 3rd Tuesdays). If he needs her for a Friday,Saturday or other days, additional negotiations are necessary.
I could never be a protitute - having to hustle for johns and taking risks, but being a professional mistress is great because I am in control of who I see and when, and the guys I pick really take good care of me.
by myplayfulvixen October 25, 2007
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Minstrel's Bane

"The Minstrel's Bane" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "The Minstrel's Bane" is when you slip your flute into the case of the novice piper and allow him to practice his scales.
Apernam, though displeased with Shakti's falling prey to the Minstrel's Bane, forgave him, for he too was once fooled by the False Celery.
by boatbutter March 9, 2007
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les misérables

The greatest musical evar. Which is NOT SET DURING THE French Revolution, but the Paris student uprisings of the 1830s. Oy.
Going to see Les Misérables this weekend -- YAY
by joe-nobody October 4, 2005
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mastrophobia

Get away from me with your giant knockers woman, don't you know I suffer from mastrophobia!
by boredoflife26 August 12, 2012
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