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I miss the way you used to be

When you are so tired of just watching the person you used to know and love turn into a different type of person so much that you decided to search it up in urban dictionary. Or....maybe this is who they’ve been the whole time they just kept it hidden from you the whole time to keep you from leaving. That’s why you haven’t left huh......
I miss the way you used to be
by LennyLicker April 2, 2021
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Unless I miss my guess

Something John ass says to confuse ppl at the boys
Unless I miss my guess, it's raining
by Jpoou February 6, 2025
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Tissue for your Missue

When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.
Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!

Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...
by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018
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Travel Missus

When you're backpacking through a foreign country and meet a girl who you fall in lust with. These relationships can last days, sometimes even weeks. People often mistake this for you being a serious relationship from all the selfies she is posting on creepbook. In actual fact, you're just banging her until you move onto the next country and find a new travel missus.
"Did you hear Cormac is getting serious with Holly?"
"No way man, that was just his travel missus in Central America. He is living in Banff now and told me he was space docking with a girl on the weekend."
by Travelboi October 2, 2014
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missup

A paper mashe dinosaur belonging to a lesbian named Calvin who is the son of patreece. It is a yellow doll will coloured shapes on it and hides underneath Calvin's bed. Its only words are "M-m-m-missup."
Hey, Fluffy check out that lesbian with that dinosaur doll...it must be a Missup!
by Coonetta April 20, 2005
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Missus

You better get back home to the missus.I think she is worried about you.
by Toa Pohatu April 5, 2017
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giz a hoon on your missus

when you pass a couple and the girl is rather attractive and you would like to take her home
driving through town:

there was this hottie with her boyfriend and i had to wind down the window and yell giz a hoon on your missus!
by dr chops May 13, 2009
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