Missing

Something your dad was

John: my dad is missing because he had problems

by Forever lonely October 16, 2017

missed

Missed is often used to describe a situation when you fail to be present or when you fail to hit or strike an object. However, when the word missed is used in quotation marks, such as "missed", it refers to being totally smashed out of your mind, in a hugely small amount of time, so much so that you are asked to leave the bar immediately, even before the band plays their first song, and you therefore "missed" the band, even though you were present at one point, but oddly enough you didn`t "miss" the ground when you hit it leaving the bar.

Chuck...."Man, can you believe Mark missed that awesome band last night?"

Donna..."But I thought Mark was at the show?"

Chuck..."Well, he was, but then he "missed" it."

Donna..."Oh, now I get it."

by Chopper Charlie November 16, 2010

missing

when something is lost, no DuH.

MY SHIRT IS LOST MAYBE it's MISSING.

by DORASENTME November 23, 2018

missful

Missful is the emotion associated with missing a person, place or thing.

She's in Canada, i'm so missful!

by Jean Coutard February 22, 2005

Misses

When you fail to hit at something.

Bad dart playa - *Throws dart - and fails to hit*
Commentater - Bad dart playa is up.. and he misses.

by The Koaladude September 09, 2005

missing

1)To not have information of some kind or used when something is stupid or pointless
2)when hyphanted MISSING means lacking what the hyphanated word is Brian-missing means stupid, fun-missing means boaring
Word invented as far as i can tell in Scott Westerfeld book Pretties, said by brain damaged teenagers whome i find funny.

"How could you be so missing"
"This teacher is brain-missing"
"This party is missing"

by Cailyn February 16, 2007

MIssing

REGGIE

REGGIE IS MISSING

by Beckfest August 27, 2020