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end my misery

A. What you say when you say/do something embarrassing in public.
B. Something you say because you actually want to die and it's a signal for help but everyone think it's a joke
A. Random Guy: waves

Me: waves back and then realises it wasn't for me
Also me: end my misery
B. Me: end my misery
Everyone else: lol
Me: tHaNkS fOr ThE eMoTiOnAl SuPpOrT
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer December 6, 2020
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drowning in my pool of misery

i. A quote used by brotchie to express social abandonment and lack of friends.

ii. A feeble attempt to induce others compassion, however, often mocked.

iii. Often said involuntarily after intense or great loss.
Person 1: What are you doin' today?
Person 2: Drowning in my pool of misery.
by lilly b January 23, 2005
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streak of misery

Commonly refered to as streak of piss. A tall skinny male, who is lacking in any muscular authority whatsoever. Can also be used to describe a female who is extremely skinny and who looks unhappy.
That guy who works in the chemist is just a streak of misery.

or

She looks like a streak of misery, I would like to give her a sandwich.
by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006
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equal misery

The supreme balance achieved only when professional, social and family interactions reach equally profound levels of distaste and offense.
Yo! It's celebration time y'all! Timmy has finally reached equal misery! Now he's genuinely depressed at work, at home and at the bar... YAY!!
by YAWA May 12, 2018
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not worth the misery

A position of intentional reserve and calm stability; having learned through personal experience the abject futility, emotional exhaustion and disappointment sustained in attempting to influence another individuals thoughts, words or deeds.
So, I've just given up trying to get people to stop smoking, texting/drinking-and-driving, bullying others and farting in public...its just not worth the misery.
by YAWA April 25, 2019
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miserybation

The act of listening to sad music while already sad, thus furthering the self-loathing cycle.
I went on a walk while listening to sad music, it was the first time I had experimented with public miserybation.
by CRAZEAMAZE_APPLEJACKS January 22, 2014
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miss misery

a novel written by Andy Greenwald that depicts an emo guy and his online relationship with 'miss misery' and other people through livejournal.
Miss Misery is actualy Cath Kennedy.
by madde2333 April 30, 2006
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