Minimod

A normal forum poster that takes it upon themselves to push forum rules and tell everybody how to conduct themselves instead of leaving it up to the mods. Typically reserved for people that don't know what they're talking about, act like they have some kind of authority, and/or are obviously doing what they're doing to try to score points with the real mods and become moderators themselves. (especially if it becomes a regular thing for them and/or they don't contribute much good to the community otherwise)

A typical minimod would go into a thread where several members are in an intense, hostile argument that hasn't degenerated to the point where nobody's having an intellectual discussion anymore and tell everybody to stop flaming and trolling each other, and possibly that they'll be banned if they continue.

by anon5 March 8, 2008

Poonus Minimus

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone

Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus

by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

Games of minimal exertion

Games played after gorging one's self on food. Perfect for the family get togethers, tailgate parties, or even after a trip to the Golden Corral with friends. Typical games include horse shoes, bean bags, or for the ambitious, darts.

Aunt Bev, that was a great Thanksgiving meal! I'm stuffed! It's time for some games of minimal exertion. Uncle Cletus, let's go throw some horse shoes!

by wheredidmypantsgo November 25, 2010

Marimar

Very smart, funny girl who likes the ocean and tennis. She has lots of friends. Her laugh is funny but it makes you laugh with her (not at her).cute.

I wish i was a Marimar.

by ladybug713 May 17, 2011

Miram

Someone who bares the world's problems on their shoulders. Always tries to act fine and funny, but really hurts and needs, but doesn't want, help. Willingly sacrifices personal gain for anyone, friend or not. Very humble, this person does not brag about themself, but instead lifts up those they care for. Truly selfless, this person always does what he/she deems right, and has a strict code of honor, but will never admit it. This person is perfectly at home in the corner instead of in the spotlight. While this person may have great charisma, he/she will never know it. Oblivious to the fact that many respect them, this person's goal in life is to gain that respect and gain the power to uphold their own beliefs. This person sees themself as weak and useless, only to become stronger and find usefulness in helping others. This person truly loves everyone, and wishes to solve every problem, so that the burden on his/her shoulders is lightened, but then misses that burden.

Miram, a hero who doesn't take the credit and is almost always at the base of the happiness of those around him/her, even if they don't know it.

by Non Timebo Mala November 1, 2010

Minimum McWage

The amount of money that a Mcdonalds employee most likely makes. Which is usually $7.25 an hour.

Dude, I wanted to buy a ring for my girlfriend for our one year anniversary... problem is that the ring is $2,500, and with my job making minimum McWage there's no way I can get it right now.

by adambenner September 30, 2013

Minimod

A Minimod is a person who acts as they have moderator permissions on a Discord server. They will act like dicks and will notify you when breaking a rule and telling you that you will be warned about your violation. The most common thing they will try to do is to give themselves the "role" of chat helper. Most of the times minimods are going to be warned by the actual staff of the server.

Do not respond to these people as they will accuse you of being a Minimod while not realising their mistakes. Also, if there is a rule on the server which prohibits minimodding, most of the times drama will begin and the chat is going to be filled with dumb fucks. Avoid Minimods as much as you can.

"plz do not be a Minimod"

by FreshNick February 28, 2020