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minotaur

an antisocial and/or alcoholic librarian that works - and frequently masturbates - in the stacks of large public and university libraries.
I went to the world civilization stacks on the third floor and could have sworn a minotaur was spying from two stacks over.
by dusty ocean December 29, 2004
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Minotan

when a man stays in the sun while shirtless with pants or in a bathing suit and shirt, leaving only part of his body tanned and somewhat resembling that of a minotaur.
Susan: Bob, we're at the beach, take your shirt off.

Bob: I may have put on a few pounds recently, I'd rather keep my gut covered.

Susan: ok, but don't whine to me when you end up with a Minotan.
by XKriMeg November 2, 2009
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Minotaur

Acient mythical monster and a word now used to describe something as "beastly" or to "destroy" something.
"That guy got minotaured"
'That was a minotaur of a shot"
by BatmanShane December 21, 2010
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Minotaur

Referring to an extremely sexually active & experienced male.
"I heard Jack is like, totally the Minotaur!"
by Vaynerlicious January 29, 2009
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Minotaur

An attractive woman from the waste up with a largely unproportioned lower half. Typically having a petite chest and waste while simultaneously possessing the hips, buttocks, and thighs of a much larger woman.
X: Man, did you see that brunette? She was real sexy!

Z: Yeah I saw her and you're right she was sexy; from the waste up! She looked like she had a horses rear surgically attached. Back home we call those Minotaurs!
by Ashworth Smitty December 19, 2010
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Mini Minotaur

A small and sexually driven beast. in general, their nostrils are invariably flared.
by BITCHSLAPMEHARD March 21, 2011
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Minotaurectomy

Procedure to remove a man's bullheaded virility, performed by a female, using a few choice words.
Seeing him snort and paw the ground, while angling his horns in her direction, she was planning tonight's minotaurectomy, which would preferably be non-surgical, but hey.
by Monkey's Dad January 5, 2020
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