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Bro! So last night, I was goin to fuckin pound town on this bish, and I slipped her a muddy minnow in her box.
by Balloonknot15 September 11, 2018
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by Elizabethstark June 17, 2016
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When you piss on a girls tits. Then after pissing on her tits, squeeze out a solid turd in between her tits. After shitting on her tits you squeeze her tits together and the turd pops out of her tits and hits her in the chin.
by jaymcc November 3, 2008
Get the Slippery Minnow mug.First experimented with, invented, patented, and consumed in the great lands of Minnesota. In places where great friends get together for more than a good time, but commune ceremoniously in Dionysian style celebrations of strength in friendship. Stout Minnesotan’s deify their virtuous alliance by slamming down the ‘Minnesota Minnow Shot’. A drink consisting of: 1 part stout spirit, and a single fresh swimming minnow. First the shots are to be decanted together in a line, then live Minnesota minnows are to be dropped into each glass immediately before ingestion. Minnesota minnow shots are not for the novice or inexperienced dipsomaniac. Only minnows born of Minnesota lakes will appropriately serve the task. No compliment to Minnesotan wildlife intended, just simply observed that Minnesota minnows possess the unique ability to live submerged in alcohol a spell longer than most North American breeds; for reasons modern science has yet to reveal.
The Minnesota Minnow Shot tradition was born, when young people around MN began drinking the shots for fun.
by Shomas April 8, 2009
Get the Minnesota Minnow Shot mug.The phenomenon that occurs when one surrounds his neural tissue with enough alcohol that he believes he can travel in time between points in his life and simultaneously ruin events in the present and/or past & future. Almost always results in confusing and severe consequences for the traveler.
Yeah man, Fred came home and found his bosses swordfighting in his wife's mouth. He's getting George Minkowski'd tonight.
(NOTE FOR EDITORS: This is not a real person's name. This is a character on the popular show "Lost" who went nuts because he was traveling in time which left him between a catatonic and confused state that eventually lead to his death.)
(NOTE FOR EDITORS: This is not a real person's name. This is a character on the popular show "Lost" who went nuts because he was traveling in time which left him between a catatonic and confused state that eventually lead to his death.)
by BullSchmutz April 5, 2008
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by TheCadburysDiaryMilkTrayMan October 22, 2012
Get the Minnow mug.a term meaning "mini-hoe". It's usually a 4th-7th grade girl dressed in abercrombie, uggs, etc. They're destined to be hoes as big girls.
"She's 12! She's not a hoe, she's a minnow"
"She's wearing the tightest clothes and she probably JUST learned how to read, what a minnow"
"She's wearing the tightest clothes and she probably JUST learned how to read, what a minnow"
by OOOOHLAWDY May 3, 2010
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