minivan

a car that is every teenagers nightmare to be driven in

you havea minivan? sorry i cant go out with you

by bananaduck December 29, 2003

Mindbanger

Taken from the 2011 summer series "Friends With Benefits," a Mindbanger is the one significant other who gets into your head and takes over your mind in a way that all you care about is becoming like them and sustaining a clearly dysfunctional relationship. All you want to do is become whoever you think your boyfriend wants you to be, while losing yourself in the process.

A person who is mindbanged becomes completely disconnected with their family, friends, and previous lifestyle in pursuit of a pointless relationship.

"Oh...there goes Sarah, falling for her mindbanger, Joe"

"Yeah isn't he the guy who totally devastated her after she moved cross country for him instead of taking that big promotion?"

"That's what love can do..."

by TheMusician September 6, 2011

minivan

The querest car in the world

Every time you buy a minivan, the world gets a little bit gayer

by Scott Nikkel May 30, 2005

minivanner

The crazy soccer moms in minivans who think they own the road because they have small children throwing balls at their face. Minivanners will likely cut in front of you with their huge, bulky car causing you to almost wreck because their child is late for a piano recital. Minivanners should be banned from driving on the road.

Driver: Fuck! That damn minivanner drove her huge ass wannabe van right into my car without even bothering to check if the lane was clear or not.

Passenger: Damn minivanners need to get off the road.

by Henry Wadsworth Longpants January 21, 2011

minivan

A family vehicle driven by men who by mischance got their girlfriends pregnant. Therefore they get the sport edition to still retain their manliness and look cool doing it.

"that fuckin minivan drives likes he's in an F-1 racing minivan"

by sölvi September 5, 2003

minivan

In a group of 3 people, the second fattest.

Stacy's a unicycle, Jackie's a minivan, Mariah's a School Bus.

by I am too retarded right now to think of my name July 27, 2007

minivan

A vehicle driven by a male who has given up on life.

John stopped driving the minivan when his Prozac kicked in.

by stooptard September 6, 2003