Gormless Minger

It means you are most likely dumb and ugly but mostly used as an insult in cod lobbies

Tj: You fucking gormless minger
Soup: Oh n o way bro same

by TJHIJINX August 28, 2021

mingeringo

adj - pretty fucking minging
noun - the top minger in the world

Mother, your onion gravy is simply mingeringo.
There goes Mr Rooney, he is Mingeringo.

by Erich ULner October 17, 2006

lol @ the miners

A common phrase used when you feel like laughing at miners.

Joe: "those Beaconsfield miners are my heroes!"
Logan: "dude. they pissed in each other's mouths..."
Joe: "lol @ the miners"

by mqrk February 7, 2008

minger

Someone who was not just touched by the ugly stick at birth but was battered severely with it. Anyone who does not look better to you after several strong alcoholic drinks probably fits this category. Anyone scoring 7+ on www.amiaminger.com.

She was a minger, a real 8 pinter.

by Shaun April 24, 2004

Minger Zoo

1. A group of particularly ugly women. 2. A collection of unattractive females often seen together, or working together for a common goal. See The Muntville Mafia, Munter Mash, and Club Munterville.

On entering a low quality establishment: "Watch it! Minger Zoo is busting out."

by Imagine Sys March 13, 2008

cole miners

Fans of WWE commentator "Vintage" Michael Cole, deemed to be virtually nonexistent.

My cole miners love me!

--Michael Cole

by Kitsonga October 7, 2010

mingermorphosis

Describes the unfortunate transition by many women from eighteen-year old nubiles into ugly, sweaty, fat, pram-faced mingers with bingo wings. If it's going to happen it usually does by the age of 35. However, it can happen straight out of adolescence, particularly for townies (British trailer trash equivalent).

Mingermorphosis is often the result of watching daytime television, a sedentry life-style and marriage. It is widely believed a pre-requisite for entrance into the audience of Trisha, Jerry Springer, and similar waste-of-space chat show programmes.

Mingermorphosis can be a by-station on the way to becoming an oxygen thief.

"Kirsty Alley used to be really hot before her mingermorphosis"

by thewilster October 18, 2004