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minerals

Something you need more of.

(Or you won't be able to protect your base from a Zerg Rush.)
*frantically tries to build more Carriers*

Adivsor: You require more minerals!

Me: Fuck!

Advisor: Come on man, mine that shit!
by Zenhachirou August 23, 2004
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minerals

The universal life energy. Can be gained and lost. Obtainable via burgers, beer, seawater, halibut, members of the opposite sex, members of the same sex, sunlight, pills, powders, plants, &etc.

Can be removed by illness, lack of breakfast, "the Captain", and over-work. Excessively low levels results in the condition "LOM": Lack Of Minerals. Results can be tragic.
"on The Ship, the Captain took all the minerals out of the water for the showers. I had to put a bucket over the side to get some seawater. ya gotta have minerals!"

"that boy's gettin' his minerals!"

"after eating that burger, I felt the minerals flowing through me"
by Uncle Carl October 16, 2009
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Minerals

i hope you got some of our minerals today
by Mezalex12 November 7, 2012
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miner

A gold digger. A woman who tries to get with men simply for their money.
Bitch cleared out my wallet and dipped while I was in the shower. Shoulda known she was a miner.

"I had this miner on the lock. She said, that muthafucka look finer than a fuck."- Slick Rick from "If we give you a chance."
by Charles W March 27, 2008
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The miner!

Yelled in combination with laughter after the miner says or does something stupid or out of line. Can be anything from a drastic exaggeration (usually involves numbers) to rolling around drunk on the ground outside a bar with no pants on. Miner moments are pretty common, and given enough alcohol they are inevitable.
haha Chris just accidently wiped cake frosting all over his face after falling and slamming his head on the dishwasher after taking a few too many shots.

The miner! hahaha!
by I've had like 27 beers February 4, 2009
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mineralized

Another word for being inebriated, usually used in a way to hint at the fact that you are drunk without directly saying it. Originally used by twitch streamer KingGeorgeTV.
I’m a bit mineralized right now...”
by unjustlyaccused January 21, 2018
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