mince

The word mince has been subject to a number of meaning sin the english langues, the original in recent history means to chop finely. Mince meat or 'mincemeat', however and somewhat bizarrely, is a sweet desert filling used in christmas pies and tarts.
Mince can also be used to describe a distinctly feminine walk/gait used by a man, or the practice of a male who is often found to hold their little finger aloft whilst carrying items i.e. handbags
Mince in some circles also means to throw up aggressively creating a substance like mince meat...

by Ruben June 9, 2003

mince

Rubbish

Did you enjoy the movie? No, it was mince.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

mince

To wander around aimlessley with no purpose or direction.

Me and Alice minced about town today before I got the bus home.

by genty baby October 24, 2007

mince

When your shit resembles that of beef ground into mince. Uncooked and sloppy as all fuck.

I just minced myself.

by Gillchild January 11, 2009

Minced

1. The state or quality of being exceedingly relaxed and nonchalant, while at the same time elated or exceedingly happy, often attained whilst being high.

2. Synonymous for "fuck".

ex 1 - Guy 1: Dude, whats good?
Guy 2: Dude, I'm so minced right now I can't even hear you!

ex 2 - Guy 1: Bro did you mince anyone last night?
Guy 2: I minced the shit out of this one chick, but I was so minced I don't even remember!

by somincedrightnow October 14, 2012

mince

A level of stupidity associated with the bottom 5% of society

That girl is thick as mince

by Nige November 10, 2004

mincing

Slang, the act of procrastinating relentlessly, and taking way to long to complete a task!

Susie was supposed to be finishing the audit, but she's been mincing so much that she's barely even started it!

Dave's been such a mincer today, he needs to finish his project, but every time I see him he's just playing COD, or cooking super noodles!

by tj888 November 16, 2010