milfriend

A single mother with whom you have an intimate relationship.

My milfriend and I rocked the sheets last night.

by KidDanger May 5, 2009

Milford Cubicle

An armless character in episode three of the Salad Fingers flash movies. He chases Salad Fingers home after he steals Milford's "nettle carrier". Milford spends hours bashing his head against the door of Salad Fingers' before he dies. Salad Fingers gives the now deceased man the name Milford, and invites him in for a glass of milk. Milford's wears an apron which says "BBQ" on the front, and a nametag with three stars on it, that tells people he is Harry, and "happy to help"

I think I'll call you...Milford Cubicle.

by EnigmaticCoffeeCup November 14, 2004

Milkrat

The Eight-Teated Patron Goddess of the Evergreen State College. She is the Mother of Creation, and Her teats represent the Eight facets of life

UW kid: WTF is Milkrat yolo swag 4/20 blaze it bitch
Greener: The Mother of my Salvation.

by Kenny Tonto November 6, 2014

Milford Junction

It is the act where two+ lovers take a shit in a large metal mixing bowl and mix the feces together. Then each of you take a handful of the mixture and swallow it. Then after waiting a total of five minutes you vomit on your respective lover's chest and make hot sweet love with the smell of vomit and shit hanging in the air.

Guy 1: Me and my girl decided to try the Milford Junction last night.

Guy 2: Oh really? How did it taste?

Guy 1: Like shit!

by guruguru12386 November 5, 2013

Malort

Formally known as Jeppson's Malört Liquer. A vile adult beverage, usually consumed unfortunately, generally as a punishment. Drank as a shot, sometimes frozen, or used in some sort of fucked up white trash horror movie style drinking game. Tasting notes: Driving through Gary Indiana with your mouth open and head out the window. Overall opinion: This liquor belongs in one place and that is in the mouth of your enemys.

Jesus Christ, not another fucking shot of Malort. That is the most vile fucking shit I have ever tasted. I would rather suck-start a fucking shotgun than drink this shit again.

by I hate Malort September 26, 2020

milarguesa

larguesa - penis, but when you say mi larguesa , obviously it is yours..

if said "quieres milarguesa" .. you are asking someone if they want your penis..

it can be easily confused as milanesa, which is food...

a funny joke to play on others

by E. Dubb January 5, 2010

Mclorg

A really hot girl that's eaten too much chinese food and has developed a food baby.

Man, I pulled a total Mclorg last night... She came with some free prawn crackers

by RommaaaDaMan March 4, 2010