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Susan is dating this Argentinian guy. She'll be getting a silly millimeter longer dick from him.
by pentozali April 19, 2009
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Millikilo

mil-li-ki-lo
/ˈmiləˌkēlō/
noun: millikilo; plural noun: millikilos

The millikilo (mk) is an SI derived unit that is equal to exactly 1/1000 of a kilo (k).

The role of millikilos used to be filled by grams/grammes (g) but the absurdity of having the base unit of mass have a prefix couldn't be ignored by the metric world. In a stroke of genius, the base unit in question, the kilogram/kilogram (kg), was replaced with the colloquial "kilo" which was already widely used in places around the world, most noticeably in Europe. All the prefixes shifted upwards to create units such as nanokilos (nk), microkilos (µk), millikilos (mk), kilokilos (kk), and megakilos (Mk) to replace the outdated ones. Of these, the most prominent is the millikilo due to its prevalence in day-to-day life and more symbolically as it is the unit to replace the old false base unit of grams/grammes.
"Stanley was just telling me about this new unit called the millikilo that he's started using instead of grams. I swear that guy is such a hipster!"

"Mom, can you buy me a twix bar? It's 78 millikilos and it's only $0.99 right now! It's such a good deal in terms of cost to millikilos!"

*In the future*

"Wow, the guy who invented the millikilo must be sitting pretty right now with all the royalty checks he must get."
by nurbux October 15, 2018
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millimeter milk

The little bit of milk (or any other liquid) you leave in the container so you are not responsible to throw out the container.
Tom: Hey Jim, why didn't you throw out this milk jug
Jim: It still has some millimeter milk in it
by Mister Doctor Zeus February 10, 2019
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millimeter peter

some one with a super small dick that the ladys dont wanna see or cant see.
Ray Disaster has a super small millimeter peter so he dont have sex witht ladys due to smallness
by johnnybesupersmalllawl February 24, 2008
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Millimeter Defeater

The name of a dick that is a millimeter long
"My girlfriend bit my dick while she was giving me a blowjob so now I have a millimeter defeater"
by Chocolatified July 9, 2023
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millimeter defeater

what you have
Bro check out this millimeter defeater, rizz all the women dry
by 5dollarbiggiebag August 30, 2023
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One millimeter defeater

A very average sized and perfect for the job penis
Billy: hey Bobby wanna fuck
Bobby: Watchu Packing
Billy: A One Millimeter Defeater
by ItsThatDay August 26, 2022
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