Minerals

Balls. In relation to courage... "He doesn't have the balls to tell his boss to fuck off."

Millennial:. "You wouldn't do that!"

Me: "What? You don't think I've got the minerals?"

by Wandering J November 11, 2020

Extreme mineraling

The act of jumping off a cliff in order to, all while in mid air, get a taste of the delicious mineral which is exposed on the outer layer of rock. This is done by licking or breaking off a chunk and eating the mineral.

"Hey Larry, do you want to go extreme mineraling with me this Thursday?"

by SwagginBanana January 14, 2015

Minerals

Not rocks.

"Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals!"

by NasaWeatherfrog November 28, 2013

miserable joy

When a pain or sensation is so terrible and miserable, that it in fact begins to feel rather delightful. Typical in masochists and self hating individuals.

Dan: Ew, this Indian desert is really filling and far too sweet and soggy.

Jon: You're tellin' me! This miserable joy is overwhelming. I simply can't get enough of it.

by MiserableJon March 12, 2009

Mikela

A girl who is as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside. Always one to make you smile because just looking at her makes you happy. Moody at times but when she is all you can do is want to make her smile because she has the kindest heart. Cares more about others than she does herself, but not afraid to say no when it comes to sharing her food. Overall the most beautiful and cute woman you will ever meet. If you are lucky enough to be with a Mikela, be thankful because she’s truly one of a kind:) <3

“Who is that beautiful, gorgeous human?”
“Mikela🥰”

by mandpanda December 30, 2019

miserable cunt

1. Someone with no sense of humour and finds all jokes rubbish, and makes a point of saying so as well.

2. Someone who is always upset and thinks the world is on his or her shoulders and no amount of jokes or light hearted banter snaps them out of it.

3. Doom and gloom nay-sayer or negative nancy that sees the bad in everything and everyone and has no problem pointing it out to everyone either.

4. All of the above rolled into one giant meat bag of repulsive miserable cuntness.

Bob: So, do you like me new suit?
Dave: No.
Bob: Why not?
Dave: Because it looks crap, you look crap, the world looks crap, and basically everything is crap.
Bob: Oh shut the fuck up you miserable cunt!

by Slim Vision June 16, 2007

co-miserable

When two people act miserable together.

Differs from commiserating. Commiserating is when people make themselves feel better by complaining together about a current bad situation.

New Dude-"What is up with those two?"
Bro-"Nuttin'. They always been together and hatin' on everything. They are just co-miserable".

by joesk84ever June 30, 2009