markering

(verb) a form of sexual repression where individuals simulate the act of sex with clothes on by ritualistically drawing phallic symbols with markers, pens, other writing implements while grinding their pelvises together.

Katie and Nick were so markering each other all throughout college until Nick died from chemical poisoning.

by Jdogg4 February 4, 2009

miffering

Miffering, the act of being miffered

Oh, they were up last night, miffering.
They're tots miffering right now.

by THEPANDAGURL November 6, 2013

Muckering

The act of tucking your penis between your legs

“Joshua was muckering during his whole speech.”

by Chasadia November 19, 2018

mispering

To go missing, to become a missing person.

She's gone mispering again, probably gone off with that Joey.

by pink girrafe February 16, 2006

Millering

The act of gaining a woman's trust, conving her to get on all fours in a sexual setting and then proceed to shove your index finger into her anus with consent

"Flip over and trust me", said Matthew, before proceeding to Miller her.

"Why did you break up with Matthew?"
"He was into Millering"
"Ew gross, good call"

"He Millered me"
"PAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by Lord BrianD of Trees June 2, 2017

Millering

The art of smoking a carton of cigarettes per day and not expecting to have breathing problems.

As much as he’s been millering I’m surprised he’s not dead.

by Yevrah werd October 27, 2018

Millering

To push, pursue, drive, or engage potential sales leads in an un-naturally persistent manner.

A sales style that incorporates tone of voice and mannerism of North-Midwestern guilt end resulting in new business.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

Finally closed that lead after a little millering!

by Itscoldinsummer August 27, 2014