An extreme unhealthy addiction to muffins. May cause Hulk like anger/strength if said muffin cannot be found. Known symptoms are fighting/accusing friends of stealing said muffin even though he probably ate it himself. Small penis's usually accompany this problem. Taunting someone with this condition may my activate retard strength and intelligence and a tornado like spinning action with his fists out which basically means he's indestructible.
Dave: where my muffin!!!!!
Fruche: dude relax we'll find it
Dave: Faaaaaaaaaa
Fruch: holy shit he's doing that retarded tornado thing again must be the mad muffin disease
Fruche: dude relax we'll find it
Dave: Faaaaaaaaaa
Fruch: holy shit he's doing that retarded tornado thing again must be the mad muffin disease
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The worst type of name, used by ancient Australian Aboriginals as a method of torture and severe punishment, usually when one has committed mass-murder within the clan. The unfortunate being would be strapped to a tree and be called Minfincinpapa exactly 1623 times (anymore would kill the person). Then they would be released and usually committed suicide, because of the sheer embarrassment felt by being called this name. It is now used by inhumane bullies to drive poor victims to the edge of suicide
'Hey Minfincinpapa,' said Josh.
'Please don't call me that again, here, my life-savings, take it, just don't call me that again' said the one named Minfincinpapa.
'Please don't call me that again, here, my life-savings, take it, just don't call me that again' said the one named Minfincinpapa.
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by Flatblok71 May 27, 2020
Get the Dunder Mifflin mug.A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion (a djPauli technique) i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may equally apply to those discriminating womem who experience the rapture of consuming a hot buttered queef-flap prior to Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail & jam not included.
The first thing the Muffin man does after kissing his date is to go down on her while inserting his freshly manicured thumb plug up her bungpod for desired effect (unsterilized fishing hooks are not withstanding and special considerations are available upon request ). According to djPauli G, this method of snatch wrangling does have it's drawbacks. see: Wetworks, queef flap, Chumfume, spiritual rapture.
by Rono December 11, 2008
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Nick: You didn't really hook up with that beluga whale last night did you?
Phil: Yeah man, I got whiskey dick and ended up sticking a flaccid penis in an ass.
Jeff: Such a sauce-muffin.
Phil: Yeah man, I got whiskey dick and ended up sticking a flaccid penis in an ass.
Jeff: Such a sauce-muffin.
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