midgeted

Something that causes your dick to go turtle.

Ah, dude! That girl just made me go midgeted!!!

by James Jarvis September 9, 2005

MidgetLULers

People who shows about little people just for the lulz with no intention of feeling bad about it.

Watching little people big world just to watch them get hurt. Like when they get hurt and you laugh you would be called a MidgetLULer or if your laughing with friends about it you would be called MidgetLULers.

by CheatAtMeBro August 20, 2012

Midgetesque

adj. When someone is really short but is not technically classified as a midget by the standard of 3'8'' from the Little People of America (LPA). This word is important because it is rare to find someone that is legally a midget, so when you want to make a joke about the short person in the group they don't make it not funny anymore by saying, "Well technically blah blah blah..."

John: You should just get a midget to sit in front of your TV to change the channels

Adam: Dude if I could find one I'd even pay them.

John: You could totally pay Taylor to do that, she's looking for a job

Adam: Yea, she is pretty midgetesque.

John: Is that even a word?

Adam: I don't know, it's probably on Urban Dictionary and if not it will be soon.

*actual facebook conversation*

by whosadam October 4, 2009

midgelets

1. bite size finger food. usually red meat.

2. food made for midgets.

don't eat all the midgelets save some for the quests.

by mar'scorpio February 13, 2010

Mingeteer

People obsessed with the word minge.

Ryan, Rob, Molly and Nick were the 4 Mingeteers.

by Nostrovia February 5, 2021

midgetese

Anyone or anything that is of midget proportion.

Damn that camera is midgetese, it's so small that I could use it as a spy cam for the girls shower room.

or

Damn that lady is so midgetese, look at her she's less than half my height!

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Midgetarian

n. A lifestyle associated with owning or desiring tiny objects

"People driving smart cars while using IPOD nanos tend to exhibit the lifestyle of midgetarians."

by windar July 13, 2009