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Your.Average.Midgardian

A very good Ginger person who runs a MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE fan account on Tik Tok. They are hopelessly in love with Oscar Isaac and will go out of there way to look after there friends.

They are also married to Alex (Honk)
Tallulah - "Have you seen Your.Average.Midgardians' newest Tik Tok?"

Daniel - "Yeah it was shit."
by Ronk.The.Great April 29, 2022
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Midgitard

(Mihj-ee-Tard) An individual on the shorter side who is not a Little Person, but is close enough to be questioned.
(Looking at a picture of Danny DeVito in skinny jeans)
Mark Fifton: Bro, that dude be hella Midgitarded
Zaquex: Yea hes a midgitard

Jersey Shores 'Snookie': Im such a midgitard
Zaquex: Word
by Mark Fifton February 12, 2010
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midgeted

Something that causes your dick to go turtle.
Ah, dude! That girl just made me go midgeted!!!
by James Jarvis September 9, 2005
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Midgard

One of the three realms in Mythic Entertainment's Dark Age of Camelot. Midgard is made up of extremely overpowered classes. 3 out of 4 Midgard casters have a 'lifetap' ability, that makes them extremely effective in 1 vs 1 combat. They are often extremely reclusive in nature preferring to stay on their own continent instead of waging a war against the other two realms. A survey recently conducted suggest that 95% of all Midgard has never ventured past the North Sea, preferring instead to stay around the Bledmeer Bridge region. The other 5% has been reported to take advantage of the fact that Midgard has extremely overpowered classes and form very deadly l33t 8 man gank groups. Despite the fact that they're highly overpowered, the majority of people do no play Midgard. The land is very bleak and they have small huts that appear to be made of straw and sticks. Also the races are very ugly, infact the only one that looks cool is the Norseman.
Even though I'd like to play Midgard and whip everyones ass, I can't stand it because of all the ugly ass female trolls.
by screw hibernia July 2, 2005
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Midgardsormr

A server in the MMORPG Final Fantasy XI (FFXI). Good bunch, although we have many infamous characters.
Midgardsormr? Isn't that the most expensive server? /cry
by Ramariel January 11, 2005
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Midgetry

the offense of failing to grow over 4'10" as an adult.
After a swift trial, he was found guilty of midgetry in the first degree.
by Magister Penguin July 17, 2019
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gmidgetard

a retarded gangsta midget when pronounced the 'g' is silent. they can be cool but hard to understand. be careful ladies, he might try to hit on you!
"holy shit did you see that gmidgetard? he was totaly a retarded gangsta midget!"

"yeah i know, he tried hitting on me once!"
by rebekkah! July 14, 2006
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