A super-white school in the middle of no where (also referred to as Middleofnowherebury) where the social dynamic towards students of color and women is akin to that of the pre-civil rights era. They wouldn't be admitting students of color if not doing so weren't against the law. All the students are either upper-middle class, upper class, 1%, or on welfare. has Get Out vibes.
good at teaching english, literature, and economics. Hyped up language programs are either on par with, or subpar compared to Ivy League schools. Date rape reports are swept under the rug.
Good place to get pot and coke from a bougie white kid.
good at teaching english, literature, and economics. Hyped up language programs are either on par with, or subpar compared to Ivy League schools. Date rape reports are swept under the rug.
Good place to get pot and coke from a bougie white kid.
by Proud Brown Lady July 18, 2018
Get the Middlebury College mug.by chrisfishy January 20, 2011
Get the middleburg mug.a really small town in vermont where there's only 7,000 people and it's the biggest town in the county. where all the hippies trip on shrooms and all the rich college kids blow aderol. once in a while a redneck get killed in a DUI, keeping the population in check.
by penisiscool December 22, 2005
Get the middlebury mug.Literally, here are quotes I have heard from the schools students and teachers.
(Located in The Islands):
(Boys Bathroom)
Boy One- “Bro, what if someone walks in and sees us?”
Boy Two- “Shut up and no one will know. Now hold still so I can measure properly.”
Boy 1- “You slept with her?!”
Boy 2- “She asked for it. She is a slut anyways.”
Boy 1- “Don’t talk like that about my girl!”
Boy 2 - “She ain’t your girl, she is the schools girl.”
*both proceed to slap box each-other*
(Girls Bathroom)
Girl 1- “She wouldn’t shut up and kept blurting out answers.”
Girl 2- “Not to mention she kept trying to talk to Jacob.”
Girl 3- “She needs to just stop talking all together. Cya later.”
Girls 1 and 2- “Bye.”
***one second after she left***
Girl 1- “What a skank. Did you know she slept with my boyfriend?”
Girl 2- “Hold up, what! Shut up!”
(Located in The Islands):
(Boys Bathroom)
Boy One- “Bro, what if someone walks in and sees us?”
Boy Two- “Shut up and no one will know. Now hold still so I can measure properly.”
Boy 1- “You slept with her?!”
Boy 2- “She asked for it. She is a slut anyways.”
Boy 1- “Don’t talk like that about my girl!”
Boy 2 - “She ain’t your girl, she is the schools girl.”
*both proceed to slap box each-other*
(Girls Bathroom)
Girl 1- “She wouldn’t shut up and kept blurting out answers.”
Girl 2- “Not to mention she kept trying to talk to Jacob.”
Girl 3- “She needs to just stop talking all together. Cya later.”
Girls 1 and 2- “Bye.”
***one second after she left***
Girl 1- “What a skank. Did you know she slept with my boyfriend?”
Girl 2- “Hold up, what! Shut up!”
by MiddleburgTrash December 17, 2021
Get the Middleburg Highschool mug.Middleburg, VA is one of the oldest towns in America, located in Northern Virginia, about 45 miles west of Washington, D.C. It is the orange county of the east coast. Middleburg residents are the richest and most beautiful people you will ever meet. They also happen to be the smartest - a large percentage having gone to an Ivy league college. It's rolling hills are home to many lavish horse farms that have horses that probably cost more than your two cars combined. Not that they stay here during the winter - of course they all go down to Palm beach to show at WEF. Middleburg is also widely known for its top notch schools, such as Foxcroft Boarding School for Girls right outside of the town.
Yes, although when walking down the street in middleburg you will see Mercedes, BMWs, Land Rovers, and the occasional Lamborghini, as well as Aramani clad men and women in head to toe Chanel, Middleburg is still made up of nice people who use their wealth to their benefit but also for the benefit of others less fortunate then them.
Yes, although when walking down the street in middleburg you will see Mercedes, BMWs, Land Rovers, and the occasional Lamborghini, as well as Aramani clad men and women in head to toe Chanel, Middleburg is still made up of nice people who use their wealth to their benefit but also for the benefit of others less fortunate then them.
Valley bitch: I hate Middleburg, VA and foxcroft girls.
Valley bitch 2: yeah they are so much more richer and smarter than us. I wish i was as pretty as them, and i wish i could play sports like them.
Valley bitch: omg i know, but i mean lets just go get drunk and have sex with all of our friends. and then go to mcdonalds okay?
Valley bitch2: sounds like our typical weekend. Im game.
Middleburg girl 1: Hey want to go to lunch at the uppercrust with our guy friends?
middleburg girl 2: yeah definitely! let me go get my jimmy choos and we can go.
middleburg resident 1: middleburg is against sprawl and wants to preserve the natural beauty of the town, and keep it as safe and quiet as possible.
developer: I dont give a shit. i want more money! yay sprawl lets kill all the animals
Middleburg boy 1: wow, we have so many hot friends! and they are all so classy! but i want quick ass...who should i call?
middleburg boy 2: anyone who goes to valley!
middleburg boy: Hey
valley girl: eat my corn hole.
middleburg boy: what?
valley girl: kiss the cheeks, eat the cornhole. EAT IT HOE!!! EAT ITTTT
middleburg boy: I should have stuck to girls in my own town...
Valley bitch 2: yeah they are so much more richer and smarter than us. I wish i was as pretty as them, and i wish i could play sports like them.
Valley bitch: omg i know, but i mean lets just go get drunk and have sex with all of our friends. and then go to mcdonalds okay?
Valley bitch2: sounds like our typical weekend. Im game.
Middleburg girl 1: Hey want to go to lunch at the uppercrust with our guy friends?
middleburg girl 2: yeah definitely! let me go get my jimmy choos and we can go.
middleburg resident 1: middleburg is against sprawl and wants to preserve the natural beauty of the town, and keep it as safe and quiet as possible.
developer: I dont give a shit. i want more money! yay sprawl lets kill all the animals
Middleburg boy 1: wow, we have so many hot friends! and they are all so classy! but i want quick ass...who should i call?
middleburg boy 2: anyone who goes to valley!
middleburg boy: Hey
valley girl: eat my corn hole.
middleburg boy: what?
valley girl: kiss the cheeks, eat the cornhole. EAT IT HOE!!! EAT ITTTT
middleburg boy: I should have stuck to girls in my own town...
by wfs09 November 15, 2007
Get the Middleburg, VA mug.A school where all you hear is howdy partner and let's go huntin' the football team is okay and getting better with the seniors leaving the next hear will be more fun the volleyball team is good but never does better than district champs and the softball team is on the fall for good the girls are all dtf and the guys are ehh unless they play football the white guys are all packing on the team and will have there girls begging for more Middleburg is an okay place with terrible stuff
by Hunkinmytrunk37 November 8, 2018
Get the Middleburg High School mug.Middlebury Swamp is when you got shit faced on Natural Ice (Natty Ice), go down on a chick and boot all over her nether regions.
John: "I got hammed on natty ice and totally booted on that chicks cooter last night."
Mike: "You landed a middlebury swamp?"
Mike: "You landed a middlebury swamp?"
by P-Phunk December 9, 2011
Get the Middlebury Swamp mug.