Microphilia

A fetish for unrealistically tiny people or the shrinking of. Popular in the furry fandom but not exclusive to.

Sally got into microphilia after reading the Borrowers.

by Coffee and Needles April 2, 2011

microprofessor

The professor who can't handle the microprocessor and never understands any computer term at all.

hey kyle!is that the pro u talked about?I ll ask smth to him
nah man he's a microprofessor,you've better ask anything!

by hsktr November 20, 2010

micropretension

A statement that conveys an indirect, subtle, or unintentional affectation that is superfluous or irrelevant to the context of a conversation.

Person 1: "Did you watch that show?"
Person 2: "I don't have a TV."

Person 1: "Are you hungry?"
Person 2: "I'm a vegan."

They were subject to many acts of micropretension at the vegan restaurant.

by n0ta February 8, 2017

McWopper

People of mixed Irish and Italian descent, specifically those cases of one parent being Irish, the other Italian.

I could tell by the way she cooked and held her booze that I'd found a McWopper of the highest caliber.

His pale skin, light eyes and curly dark hair made me suspect I'd woken up with a McWopper in my bed. His name...Seamus Calderero, confirmed my suspicions

by JMCJMC1974 March 14, 2013

Micropenis

A medically proven disease in which a man's penis is still less than 6 cm in erection even in adulthood.

My penis is under 6cm in erect im 18 years old i have a micropenis.

by Sensei Fu September 11, 2019

micropeen queen

The very rare category of man or woman who prefers or who is sexually attracted to very small penises, in other words the complete opposite of a typical size queen.

Darrell: "Well, Kelly broke up with me. I guess it was just a matter of time..."
Kenny: "That sucks dude. Was it because of your unusually tiny penis again?"
Darrell: "Yeah, that's like the eighth time this has happened to me. But I am holding out hope that somewhere out their lies my micropeen queen."
Kenny: "Good luck man."

by StonerWithATinyBoner February 1, 2015

Micropenis

an actual deficiancy in which a man has an abnormally small penis. Also called microphallus.

Coach: Aight boys, hit the showers.
Billy: ...Do we have to?
Coach: Of course you do. What are you so ashamed of?
Billy: ...
Coach: HAHA! GUYS CHECK THIS OUT! BILLY'S GOT A MICROPENIS! IT'S LIKE AN INCH AND A HALF LONG! NO JOKE!!!

by t1na November 14, 2005