Microwave

A box in the kitchen in which the lazy arses of society may cook food quickly. It should have no metal inside it and have a turny turny table so it goes round and round. The food tastes better because it feels like it’s been to the Fairground.
“Ah, the microwave a modern gem”

“I say we just get together one evening and I will microwave up some left over Cottage Pie...”

“Did you hear about that sick geeza who microwaved a bumble-bee?”

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by Superfledge February 12, 2018
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To heat up a relationship at an unnaturally speedy rate. Unfortunately, the resulting relationship often is more like a Hungry Man TV dinner than a slow-cooked paella. Again, credit to TT for this clever characterization.
A: So what's new with T and E?
K: Splitsville.
A: No way!
K: Way.
A: Well, they totally microwaved it.
K: Yeah. You'd think they were like lesbians or something.
A: Nope -- just two lonely men wanting something real.
K: Oh fucking well.
A: Too fucking bad.

by JohnnyAZ May 29, 2006
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moderately high

in beetween the stages of easy baked and dutched out
thanks for catchin me a buzz man, im not fuckin ripped, but at least im pretty microwaved
by bill hinrichsen May 01, 2005
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Short for microwave oven. A machine used to cook food really fast especially, when you're in a hurry.
by David December 09, 2003
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Part of the five body shapes: triangle, Dorito, cereal box, microwave and sphere
Wow they look like a total microwave
by _trashmuffin_ November 12, 2019
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An alternate term for going down on a guy. Most commonly used when talking to someone in a public place.
Chica 1: "I heard you gave that buff guy in gym class microwave last night."

Chica 2: "Yeah he didn't last long, I've had a lot of practice."
by westfalia December 11, 2009
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