microtard

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

by Fake Steve January 14, 2008

microfridge

The shitty miniature fridge/microwave that dorm rooms rent out to students because they're too afraid someone will set the building on fire.

Hey man! Want to put some popcorn in the microfridge for me? It will only take 30 minutes till it's done!

by Jordan Castle March 31, 2008

Microbatt

Microbatt is masturbating under you pants in front of people

My mates penis is so small he microbatts when he gets his wallet out of his pants

by Hurty goodie January 6, 2018

Microharcos

Microharcos is an awesome helper in the buggiest minecraft server in history

Microharcos is awesome

by Synthle July 1, 2021

Microraptor

Microraptors were avian dinosaurs measuring about a meter long and lived about 120 mya. Microraptors typically ate lizards and bugs, but they are also known to hunt down huge sauropods with success, and there has been a case when a Microraptor attacked Chuck Norris, who only escaped with his bare life.

A Microraptor is a scary dinosaur!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 26, 2017

Micro-fart

When you PUSH and PUSH because you just KNOW that you're going to break the Guiness Book's record - and a pathetic little knuckle-pop of a fart barely squeezes out of your asshole

After eating that taco, I figured the fart that I felt was gonna scare the cat - instead - I micro-farted..

by Bigbear469 June 15, 2018

microfriend

analogous to micro-managing, a microfriend is someone who is kinda obsessed or over-obsessed about the friendly circle he/she has or any given friend in particular. Such people feel themselves ONLY as a group, without any individualist streak, no personal opinions, no personal choices, no individual leadership as well.

Floating souls totally governed by per people around them. The relation to micromanagement is that a microfriend is always out there spying on his/her friends, a constant need of over-information about others make then a microfriend.

Suzy: Hey whats with your friend John, he's all over your facebook profile, digging into your room and personal stuff, asking all sorts of weird questions about you from us all.

Mark: He is microfriend of mine, though nice and helpful but kinda pain in the a$$ sometimes.

by wtf_tj October 7, 2009