Microfail

When a microwave fails to cook its contents

Luke: I put the poppadoms in the microwave but they're not cooking.
5 minutes later...
Luke: still not cooked!
Sarah: That's because I own a microfail

by Very Hungry Man February 17, 2010

Microfaggotry

The everyday verbal, nonverbal, and environmental slights, snubs, or insults, whether intentional or unintentional, that police behaviour, speech, or free thought in order to bring social justice warriors closer to their perceived socialist utopia and thus the enslavement of society.

Twice today I was corrected on the use of someone's personal pronouns and was also repremanded from using the terms 'mother and father', clearly I am a victim of microfaggotry.

by MaysifFayget December 17, 2015

microfascism

imperative behaviour in small or isolated questions

"This is almost as good (bad) as whole "microfascism" rant. Basically, it's the same tired old refrain that science is nothing more than the existing power structure exerting its will to enforce "conformity." Because the article is not available to a lot of my readers, I feel obligated to quote fairly liberally from it to give you a flavor of just how ridiculous it is. The authors' intent is made plain right from the first sentence:

What constitutes 'evidence' in the health sciences? - - -

(from "respectful insolence")

by zaq1xs October 21, 2010

microfiggadellian

slang for microphone made up by the king of slang e40 fonzarelli.

Vicious man on the microfiggadellian fashellian(fasheezy)

by Fisticuffs77 January 19, 2008

Microaggressions

Something Daniel says a lot

Hi Daniel
Daniel: "microaggressions orangutan

"Wow Daniel u say that a lot

by User500069 September 16, 2021

microaggravation

A less than minor inconvenience, which nevertheless, sucks your soul in a bad way.

No, YouTube, I don't want to try a Premium Free Trial. This is the 10th microaggravation they've sent me today.

by Durt McGurt September 18, 2021

microaggressioner

Someone who's daily verbal or behavioral actions, (intentional or unintentional) communicate hostile, derogatory, and negative attitudes toward stigmatized or culturally marginalized groups.

Nick is such a microaggressioner, he makes these jokes that seem to have an underlying tone.

by Mkflow September 15, 2022