A micro penis is a millimeter defeater that loves to get stuck in a bar of soap. Especially if that bar of soap is your mom's.
by MonkeyBoss2022 January 19, 2023
Get the Micro penis mug.Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.
"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."
"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."
"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."
by themessyamerican July 22, 2023
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