michelobe

An abnormal-looking (i.e., swollen, reddened, wrinkled, etc.) lower portion of the ear cause by excessive alcohol-consumption.

Cops have various ways of determining if a driver is substance-impaired, but one fairly new method is to check for michelobes.

by QuacksO August 31, 2019

michelow

Michelow is the surname of the sexiest family to ever live, all Michelow’s are very good in bed and have the biggest penis’s, you are lucky if you have a Michelow in you life.

Girl : omg Dan Michelow is so sexy.
Boy : I would be gay just for him

by Mike jarvin March 29, 2021

Michelob mush

When you drink too much michelob ultra and you have a terrible time on the toilet the next day.

I shot gunned 10 ultras yesterday and I can’t stop getting that michelob mush on the toilet!

by Harry pubes July 24, 2021

Michelo

A tall handsome brown skin man who loves deeply and gets a lot of bitches and is great at everything he does.

Who’s that oh it’s just Michelo

by 440niggas February 24, 2022

michelotti

an old wasted prostitude who is anorexic and stinks.

-Dude, your mom is such a michelotti!
-Fuck you dude!

by stan458741 October 13, 2007

Michelob Breath

When dumpsty has had her fair share of Michelob ultras and her pungent breath reeks like a dumpster she is

When dumpsty tried to seduce me, her Michelob breath made my dick shrink and not want to touch her.

by 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 October 3, 2019

mi cielo

"my heaven" used as a term of endearment in spanish

"te amo mi cielo"

by coochiecookieluver May 24, 2023