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MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME

An increasingly common condition where, on hearing a Michael Jackson song, a person spontaneously bursts into an MJ dance routine. Symptoms can include a rhythmic jerking of the neck muscles, slow nodding of the head, pouting and thrusting of the pelvis. The movements are often accompanied by squeals, whoops and shouts of Shamone! In extreme cases the patient exhibits zombie-like characteristics such as clawing fingers and twitching before grabbing their own knees, turning and stomping forwards. This often occurs in the company of others with the same affliction, when the condition becomes collectively known as Flash Mob.
I can’t stop dancing to Thriller – I must have Michael Jackson Syndrome and it’s addictive, man!
by Shakes-Spear October 24, 2012
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Presentation Michael

Evil twin of the My Hero Academia character, Present Mic. Presentation Michael is gay, a war criminal, and has a very large dick.
Yeah Present Mic is cool, but i like his twin, Presentation Michael way better. Have you seen that guy's dick?
by pissypiss January 2, 2021
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Michael Myers

The fastest walker on earth
Michael Myers won the race by walking
by anonymous March 15, 2021
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micah bell

“You told her?!?! Why you gotta be such a micah bell?”
by kingofthekind December 25, 2018
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MICHAEL JACKSONED

The first time you hear a Michael Jackson song and can’t get it out of your head.
I’ve been singing Billie Jean all day – I’ve been Michael Jacksoned!
by Welshwiz October 24, 2012
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michael conforto

Outfielder, and number 30 for the New York Mets. He is one fine lookin man and can swing a baseball bat like it's nobody's business. This man is art and is better than Aaron Judge of the New York Stankees.
Wow did you see Michael Conforto hit another homerun last night?
by wowthatsalowprice August 31, 2017
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Michael Jackson Syndrome

A condition that causes a person to exude faith in the human spirit to "Heal the World". This is a very selfless condition that is contagious and if spread worldwide, there will indeed be peace amongst all nations.
"Love and peace should be the ultimate goal for all nations in order for this planet to survive...so let's apply the Michael Jackson Syndrome."
by PY Love and Peace October 21, 2012
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