metropcs

A really crappy cell phone company running on a CDMA network, with poor reception pretty much anywhere and lots of dropped calls.

The only good thing about them are the calling plans, some of which offer as many minutes as you want for reletivly cheap.

Also known as metropieceofshit.

>Hey what fucking cell phone provider do you have? I keep calling you and it never goes through!

>Metropcs.

>Oh you mean MetroPieceOfShit.

by Victor B. September 25, 2005

metroPOS

Colloquial term for the mobile-phone service provider metroPCS. The "POS" stands for "piece of shit", because of the notoriously poor service and support provided.

My cell phone company is metroPOS. So my calls are always getting dropped, I can't even use my phone outside a certain limited area, and I can't usually get connected to anyone at the so-called customer service line. If I have a real problem I have to go into the office in person. But it's relatively cheap, I don't have to sign any contract, and I get unlimited calling within the contiguous 48 states. Too bad my sister lives in Honolulu, so I have to text her and have her call me back when I want to talk to her.

by Leslie Doppler Hammond June 11, 2008

Metropixels

The lack of megapixels in the camera phones available for MetroPCS cellular service subscribers.

Tom: Damnit! I can't see nicole's nipples in this perfectly centered boob shot, this cam phone pic is too blurry

Chris: F***ing metropixels!

by Dylan684 September 7, 2010

Metropath

A psycopath who cares about his appearance and lives in a Metropolitan area.

The character 'Deeping'
from the novel 'Metropath' on www.authonomy.com

by Oddwards March 25, 2009

Metropolis

The most awesome place to go shopping in Plainfield, Indiana.
It has places to eat, starbucks, a rave movie theater, hot topic, victoria's sectret, dick's, and much much more! Also known as Metro.

Dude, let's go hang at metropolis.

by amburrito February 19, 2011

metropolis of crazy

When a man/woman is too crazy to merely be labeled crazy pants.

That girl Chelsea is a metropolis of crazy..

by Nitereeper June 30, 2017

Metroracist

Term for your friends that you chill with and are actually really cool with and you’ve known for a long time, but at the end of the day vote for people who’s policies fuck over minorities

Black guy says: "Johnny is my homie, we play beer die, watch football, help each other with assigments all the time. But he voted for Trump so he's a metroracist."

by sickinlove June 5, 2020