mathematician

A person who suffers from obsessive compulsive proving disorder.

-Mike, did you know that every whole number greater than 1 is a prime number or a product of prime numbers?
-No I didn't... I am a mathematician I need to prove it... (cries uncontrollably) help me please...

by Frikiboss December 5, 2019

mathmagician

n. Person with an uncanny ability to perform tricky arithmetic all calculations.

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Without a calculator we'll never figure out the tip!

Too bad Gelpy isn't here. He's a real mathmagician.

by gnostic3 December 31, 2014

Mathmagician

Someone who is so awesome at maths they have to be using some form of magic to be that awesome.

Kid 1: "Woah, look at Alex go on that pythagorus theory shizz"
Kid 2: "Ikr, that kids a real mathmagician."

by thatguitarkid March 11, 2011

Methematician

An expert of the study and use of methamphetamine and methamphetamine accessories

Dam nigga got a lab
Yea he's a methematician

by Downriversfinest666 March 26, 2021

mythmatician

A person employed by the current administration to produce impressive figures supporting every false claim, from the crowd size at the inauguration, to the minimally-projected cases of coronavirus,

At yet another ginned-up campaign rally, the incumbent shouted huge numbers, concocted by his mythmatician, as proof that he was universally loved, admired and supported.

by Monkey's Dad February 29, 2020

mathematician

The one job everyone wants you to have but no one ever does have.

Everyone: You're going to become a mathematician one day.

You: No, no I'm not.

by ponybalogna June 16, 2018

mathematician

A sexual act where one person (male or female) kneels at a man's side, and with the fingers of one hand probes the anus in a calculator-button pushing motion. The other hand grips the penis and strokes it in a crank handle fashion, as if he or she is operating an old-time crank-handle calculator.

Sally promised the college math professor that if she performed the mathematician on him he would shout out prime numbers at the top of his lungs.

by 0 00 January 8, 2006