Irish slang for a sloppy or messy person; someone who fails to take things seriously; a hopeless amateur, a gobdaw.
Him: I've made us dinner, except the steak is burnt and the potato is cold and the gravy tastes like washing-up liquid. Hope you don't mind.
Her: You are an awful fecking messer, so you are.
Her: You are an awful fecking messer, so you are.
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1. Noun. Adjective. Hybrid word describing a person of western origin who has travelled in an eastern direction in search of fun, frolics and adventure but who indulge in significant volumes of mind altering substances (e.g. Alcohol) which results in a mess. Often preceded in a sentence by the word 'fat'.
1. Noun. Adjective. Hybrid word describing a person of western origin who has travelled in an eastern direction in search of fun, frolics and adventure but who indulge in significant volumes of mind altering substances (e.g. Alcohol) which results in a mess. Often preceded in a sentence by the word 'fat'.
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